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re: If you had a Kentucky derby horse

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Tiger Stadium Addition

Because with the way my luck goes he’d never finish in time.
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"I've seen better in the quad."
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Posted on 5/1/21 at 12:51 pm to
Useless Knowledge:

quote:

Race Horse Naming Guidelines
All names have a limit of 18 characters, which includes spaces and punctuation.
The name cannot consist entirely of initials.
The name cannot suggest vulgar or obscene meanings or gestures. They also cannot be offensive to religious and ethnic groups.
The terms "filly", "colt", "stud", "stallion" or "mare" may not be in the name.
Cannot be given a name with commercial value or sponsorship
The name cannot mimic that of previous Kentucky Derby winners or that of steeds voted Horse of the Year.
Cannot use the name of a track or stakes race
All names after a living person without written consent are prohibited
No use of the name of a deceased person without approval from the Jockey Club


Bonus fun fact: Thoroughbreds must be born from actual "horseplay". No artificial insemination.

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Posted by SouthernStyled
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quote:

Thoroughbreds must be born from actual "horseplay". No artificial insemination.



How do you prove this? Horse fricking videos required?
Posted by Barrister
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Posted on 5/1/21 at 1:17 pm to
Actually my brother-in-law is part owner of Masqueparade that won the 5th race today. Cool name
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Garcia Roofing did my husband
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Elmer’s on the Horizon
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quote:

Elmer’s on the Horizon


You beat me to the idea, mine was Future Glue.
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