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If you had a bow and arrow and were attacked by a bear

Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:15 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30053 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:15 pm
Check out this slapdick retard

LINK
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38531 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:17 pm to
What a nightmare. That fricking bear is haunting and terrorizing that man from one continent to another.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:21 pm to
Climb the closest tree, idiot.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32490 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:23 pm to
Dindu nuffin, just trying to prevent forest fires.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38480 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:23 pm to
He should of had a real bow and arrow. Those toy ones are shite.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Climb the closest tree, idiot.

not with black bears
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62869 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:28 pm to
What kind of bastardized English was that guy speaking?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:29 pm to
ok so what happened? Did he get big on the bear? Why'd it stop its charge?
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:30 pm to
If you show you are kind by petting the bear cubs, you will be accepted
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38480 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:30 pm to
Black bears can climb the frick out a tree. I've seen it with my own eyes.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30053 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

should of had a real bow and arrow.


Not sure how much stopping power that
Knights Templar 5000 bow has. At what point do you fire a shot?
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3369 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:31 pm to
What language is this idiot speaking? Obviously, he's a full blown retard
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30053 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

What language is this idiot speaking? Obviously, he's a full blown retard


It's like Kim Jong Un and Radio had a baby together
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17127 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Climb the closest tree, idiot.


Yeah, um, you climb that tree while I sprint away. Pretty sure the bear eats you and I get to console your widow.
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:36 pm to
who hunts bears? dick
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27369 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:39 pm to
My strategy for a bear attack is to start trying to frick the bear.

That bear will realize his mistake quite quickly.

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166186 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:39 pm to
Hory frick that was scary
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:40 pm to
Bears eat beats. Climb a beat tree and the bear will eat the beat instead of you.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27369 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Yeah, um, you climb that tree while I sprint away. Pretty sure the bear eats you and I get to console your widow.


I've seen a 300lb baw go up a tree like a chimp when confronted by an angry boar.

Adrenaline is an awesome thing.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27369 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Hory frick that was scary




The image of me covered in bear saliva and blood molesting a bear?
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