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If you could spend eternity with 72 hot women of your choice
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:39 pm
Would you blow yourself up?
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Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:40 pm to Masterag
Are they virgins?
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:42 pm to Evil Little Thing
Or dudes in your case
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:42 pm to Masterag
If I didn’t blow myself up to get there, I might do it to get away from them at some point.
The idea of a harem works in theory but, in practice, you have all kinds of women competing for attention and getting catty with each other.
Being stuck with one woman for years is chancy at best. Being stuck with 72 of them means constant infighting.
The idea of a harem works in theory but, in practice, you have all kinds of women competing for attention and getting catty with each other.
Being stuck with one woman for years is chancy at best. Being stuck with 72 of them means constant infighting.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:42 pm to crewdepoo
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Are they virgins?
IF you want them to be.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:45 pm to Masterag
quote:
Or dudes in your case
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Masterag
And yours
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:48 pm to Masterag
Next to every smoking hot woman is a guy who is sick of her shite. So no. I'll take eternity with family, loved ones, pets, and all that shite. And no martyrdom and killing infidels, which is a requisite along with the suicide to get the 72 women.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:48 pm to Masterag
Can I wait until I'm seeing the light at the end of the tunnel before pressing "boom"
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:50 pm to Masterag
I wouldn't have to blow myself
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:52 pm to crewdepoo
quote:I sure hope not. Who the phuck wants that? Give me that 35 yr old divorced mom
Are they virgins?
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:52 pm to Masterag
Nah. Imagine all the damn nagging. I don't want 72 women. And taking a woman's virginity at 40 doesn't appeal to me. I'd prefer someone that knew what they were doing 
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:53 pm to Masterag
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Or dudes in your case
I don’t feel like it would be that hard to hook up with 72 men without blowing myself up (if I were so inclined). Sounds like a good way to get eternal chlamydia.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:54 pm to Masterag
That sounds miserable honestly
No one to golf or shoot pool with most likely
No one to golf or shoot pool with most likely
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:58 pm to Masterag
Muslim women aren't hot. Except under all that clothing in the sun.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 5:00 pm to Masterag
That sounds miserable.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 5:05 pm to Masterag
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Or dudes in your case
Says the Aggie
Posted on 3/23/18 at 5:08 pm to lsufan_26
If it's women, ur guaranteed not to see an Aggie fan up there. They will be part of the Aids infested sausage festival.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 5:41 pm to Masterag
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If you could spend eternity with 72 hot women of your choice
Would you blow yourself up?
you do know that the whole "Muslim become martyrs to get 72 virgins after death for eternity" is based on a mistranslation, and that the original Arabic word used in the Quran didn't mean "virgin", but rather meant "raisin"...
but at any rate, no, i wouldn't want 72 virgins.... gimme 72 chicks that know a dick ain't square...
Posted on 3/23/18 at 5:45 pm to Masterag
The houri grants 72 virgin women to a man, but just one man to a woman and “she will be satisfied” with that. The kicker, after you spent the day trying to teach em a little something, the next day they are virgins again.
kudos on the lake of milk and the lake of honey though.
kudos on the lake of milk and the lake of honey though.
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