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If you could re-engineer the vagina what changes would you make?
Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:56 pm
I’d have a self cleaning feature.
Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:58 pm to trillhog
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I’d have a self cleaning feature.
Is that what you hate the most about yours?
Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:59 pm to trillhog
Remove the entitlement and narcissism from it.
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:00 pm to trillhog
only changes would be to the support and distribution systems
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:01 pm to trillhog
quote:I'd make sure it could consent and then keep a record of that consent in case #metoo2.0 comes rolling around
If you could re-engineer the vagina what changes would you make?
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:02 pm to trillhog
Find a better life support system for it.
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:03 pm to trillhog
That monthly bleeding feature with the bitch modification could be removed. I'd be good with that.
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:03 pm to trillhog
I bet you would make them penises
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:03 pm to trillhog
Make it larger and much more deep.
I get tired of how small they always seem to be on adult women. (I put this clarifying statement in here before some wise arse made a comment about prepubescent girls)
I get tired of how small they always seem to be on adult women. (I put this clarifying statement in here before some wise arse made a comment about prepubescent girls)
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:04 pm to trillhog
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If you could re-engineer the vagina what changes would you make?
Make them all scream in agonizing glee when anything longer than 5.1" fully enters them.

Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:05 pm to trillhog
It would work like a slot machine but instead of nickels and a handle, you insert your penis and pull hair.
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:05 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
I bet you would make them penises
Nah this is Trillhog we are talking about. He would make sure they couldn't struggle.
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:07 pm to mikelbr
quote:
Make them all scream in agonizing glee when anything longer than 5.1" fully enters them.
gawd dammit short by 3.1 inches
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:08 pm to trillhog
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trillhog
quote:oh boy
vagina
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:10 pm to trillhog
oweo is a piece of shite
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:12 pm to trillhog
oweo is a piece of shite
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:13 pm to SG_Geaux
I tightening feature would be nice
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:14 pm to trillhog
odometer on them we could check
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:15 pm to trillhog
Odometer
ETA: damnit oleyeller. Great minds
ETA: damnit oleyeller. Great minds
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 2:16 pm
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