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re: If you could motorboat anyone who would you motorboat first?

Posted on 5/1/24 at 5:53 am to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15733 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 5:57 am to
AOC is so sexy
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38919 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 6:09 am to


Lucille knows exactly what she's doing



Prime Denise Milani
Posted by LA Lightning
Member since Jun 2023
696 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 6:32 am to





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Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27333 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 6:47 am to
All the gorgeous women in the world and AOC is the first that comes to your mind? Yikes.

That's like being given the option to have any car you want in the world and choosing a minivan. It's big, but it's slow and not particularly good-looking, and probably won't look good with a few more miles on her.

Waaaaay too many other fantastic options out there to consider a minivan.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8242 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 6:53 am to
Prime Tessa Fowler. These things were made for motorboating.



Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85685 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 6:59 am to
quote:

Any dude who wouldn't motorboat Mrs. Ocasio-Cortez is a raging homo


I’m a homo then because she wouldn’t be my first choice.

You are given a 1 free pass and you are choosing a busty horse?





Posted by BoudreauxsCousin
Member since May 2011
228 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:02 am to
quote:

Madisin Lee


Just take a quick walk around your trailer park. I'm quite certain you'll find an acceptable substitute.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:13 am to
Ashley Trevort









Could be quite dangerous though.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10566 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:20 am to
quote:

Congrats on being a soyboi. That horse is ugly


not the part your be motorboating
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72105 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:22 am to
quote:




quote:

What’s the name on this one?




quote:

Does she do porn?


I’m gonna go out on a limb and say yes.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14904 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 9:19 am to
Katy Perry is so hot that she looks like she could melt you by looking at her.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17979 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Selma Hayek


She probably has the meanest dirty talk game as well. Added bonus
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8036 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 9:34 am to
On another note, it's impossible to say or post "soyboi" without you, yourself, coming across as effeminate. It just reads wristy and floaty.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10500 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 9:35 am to
Any answer besides Salma Hayeck is wrong
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
22223 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 10:05 am to
Sophia Loren.


Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83085 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 10:48 am to
Posted by IamPatman
In The Head Of My Enemies
Member since Nov 2019
553 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 11:05 am to
Yes, she's Russian or Czech, her last name is Hartlova I believe
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32088 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 11:09 am to
Easy:

Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47180 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 11:16 am to
my wife.
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