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re: If you could make anyone eject any body fluid at anytime by thought: when would you do it?
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:21 pm to Sody Cracker
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:21 pm to Sody Cracker
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Yep, and we need more like him.

Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:25 pm to theunknownknight
I would definitely make women orgasm all the damn time at inappropriate times bahaha
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:48 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Can i make my self jizz?
Hands free beating off?
Now you’re thinking outside the box!
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:52 pm to TheCaterpillar
You could make them do it when you shake their hand. That would be interesting.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:03 pm to SabiDojo
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You could make them do it when you shake their hand. That would be interesting.
Every time you touch them at all. You’d be famous and every woman in the world would be after you haha
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:33 pm to TDFreak
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outside the box
What you did there
I see it
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:58 pm to theunknownknight
just when I think the OT can't get any weirder
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:01 am to JPinLondon
Every time a faux hipster, that wasn't even born when star wars came out, says "Luke never would have acted like that" I would make blood tears leak from their eyes so that when they run their hands thru their unconnected goatee and then straighten their shirt that's too small, I get a laugh.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:04 am to extremetigerfanatic
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Every time a faux hipster, that wasn't even born when star wars came out, says "Luke never would have acted like that" I would make blood tears leak from their eyes so that when they run their hands thru their unconnected goatee and then straighten their shirt that's too small, I get a laugh.
Kinda late at night to be thinking about other men with that level of detail. Might want to keep a paper towel handy to clean up when your finished.
This post was edited on 1/27/18 at 12:05 am
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:08 am to theunknownknight
what in the name of hell...??
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:10 am to theunknownknight
This would actually be an awesome superpower. Maybe even better than flight.
Nick Saban and his entire team would shite themselves every few seconds at every game.
Nick Saban and his entire team would shite themselves every few seconds at every game.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:21 am to theunknownknight
It's strange you wish you could make tom Brady ejaculate on demand. Don't see the humor of him hiking the ball, then getting splooge all over him.
Now make a cheerleader wet herself during a split is hot.
Now make a cheerleader wet herself during a split is hot.
This post was edited on 1/27/18 at 12:22 am
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:24 am to mydadwillSueU
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It's strange you wish you could make tom Brady ejaculate on demand. Don't see the humor of him hiking the ball, then getting splooge all over him. Now make a cheerleader wet herself during a split is hot.
I think the center might start getting suspicious after the third hike.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:43 am to theunknownknight
I'd like to make pompous assholes shite them selves with explosive diarrhea and massive projectile vomit.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 4:11 am to theunknownknight
This is good shite but not as classic as the what to do with aliens thread.
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