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re: If you could make anyone eject any body fluid at anytime by thought: when would you do it?

Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:21 pm to
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Yep, and we need more like him.


Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:24 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:25 pm to
I would definitely make women orgasm all the damn time at inappropriate times bahaha
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:43 pm to
Posted by TDFreak
Coast to Coast - L.A. to Chicago
Member since Dec 2009
9429 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:48 pm to
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Can i make my self jizz?

Hands free beating off?


Now you’re thinking outside the box!
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:52 pm to
You could make them do it when you shake their hand. That would be interesting.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:03 pm to
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You could make them do it when you shake their hand. That would be interesting.


Every time you touch them at all. You’d be famous and every woman in the world would be after you haha
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66655 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:33 pm to
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outside the box


What you did there






I see it
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:58 pm to
just when I think the OT can't get any weirder
Posted by extremetigerfanatic
Member since Oct 2003
6001 posts
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:01 am to
Every time a faux hipster, that wasn't even born when star wars came out, says "Luke never would have acted like that" I would make blood tears leak from their eyes so that when they run their hands thru their unconnected goatee and then straighten their shirt that's too small, I get a laugh.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61345 posts
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:04 am to
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Every time a faux hipster, that wasn't even born when star wars came out, says "Luke never would have acted like that" I would make blood tears leak from their eyes so that when they run their hands thru their unconnected goatee and then straighten their shirt that's too small, I get a laugh.


Kinda late at night to be thinking about other men with that level of detail. Might want to keep a paper towel handy to clean up when your finished.
This post was edited on 1/27/18 at 12:05 am
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:08 am to
what in the name of hell...??
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85575 posts
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:10 am to
This would actually be an awesome superpower. Maybe even better than flight.

Nick Saban and his entire team would shite themselves every few seconds at every game.
Posted by mydadwillSueU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
306 posts
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:21 am to
It's strange you wish you could make tom Brady ejaculate on demand. Don't see the humor of him hiking the ball, then getting splooge all over him.
Now make a cheerleader wet herself during a split is hot.
This post was edited on 1/27/18 at 12:22 am
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61345 posts
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:24 am to
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It's strange you wish you could make tom Brady ejaculate on demand. Don't see the humor of him hiking the ball, then getting splooge all over him. Now make a cheerleader wet herself during a split is hot.


I think the center might start getting suspicious after the third hike.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15337 posts
Posted on 1/27/18 at 12:43 am to
I'd like to make pompous assholes shite them selves with explosive diarrhea and massive projectile vomit.
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13573 posts
Posted on 1/27/18 at 4:11 am to
This is good shite but not as classic as the what to do with aliens thread.
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