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If you could make anyone eject any body fluid at anytime by thought: when would you do it?

Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:44 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61345 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:44 pm
Like you could just think about a person crapping their jeans or creaming themselves and no matter where there were at the time it would happen.

Or more innocently - you could make them spit at whatever they were facing, etc.

How many different scenarios would you employ his ability?

Imagine watching the Super Bowl and then making Brady skeet every time he hikes the ball - or making your neighbor projectile snot all over his wife at a bbq.
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 8:45 pm
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:45 pm to
I'd make you shite your pants right now
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61345 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:45 pm to
I’d eat it
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:45 pm to
Idk. But I was the first downvote
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:46 pm to
Making your mom squirt for free for a change
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:47 pm to
Give snobby bitches period panties
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8701 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:47 pm to
Odd request
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52911 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:47 pm to
I always get a chuckle when a sneeze cause me to fart
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
88456 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:47 pm to
See a therapist.
Posted by Crimson
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:48 pm to
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:49 pm to
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 8:51 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10853 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:49 pm to
I would make the most stuck up girl I know fart loudly at a really inappropriate time .
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:50 pm to
I can, just ask numerous fatties and I usually lick a little of it up
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 8:51 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61345 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:51 pm to
You could make her earwax leak out
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66654 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:53 pm to
Can i make my self jizz?

Hands free beating off?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77716 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

theunknownknight


Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?

You should quit taking the pots.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

If you could make anyone eject any body fluid at anytime by thought: when would you do it?



I'd make news anchors vomit every time they tried to report bullshite. It would be the end of CNN.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:05 pm to
I would spill the blood of,my enemies when they crossed me
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
14169 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:06 pm to
theunknownknight is one weird dude
Posted by Sody Cracker
Nervous Hospital
Member since May 2016
3413 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

theunknownknight is one weird dude




Yep, and we need more like him.
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