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re: If you could be one already existing superhero, which one would you be?
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:01 am to terd ferguson
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:01 am to terd ferguson
quote:Defeats supervillains = superhero
Batman is the fricking worst excuse for a superhero... he doesn't even have a super power. He's just a fricking guy with money that has fancy toys.
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Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:02 am to TheCaterpillar
If not the powers from Jumper, I'd clearly choose Superman.
See through women's clothes, fly, cool beers with my breath, light bonfires with my eyes, etc.
And he's so dreamy looking.
See through women's clothes, fly, cool beers with my breath, light bonfires with my eyes, etc.
And he's so dreamy looking.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:03 am to King George
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Defeats supervillains = superhero
Well his main villain is The Joker, who has no powers either.
Bain is a human as well, just filled up with gas and steroids.
Superman would wreck both those guys.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:03 am to athenslife101
Wonder woman
Just so I could masturbate every day.
Just so I could masturbate every day.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:05 am to athenslife101
quote:
My favorite is Batman, but I'm not sure I would pick him over others
8 year olds should not be allowed on the OT.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:08 am to athenslife101
MCU - Captain America - Because he's the best of the best.
Hon. Mention - Dr. Strange - he is... strange. Mysterious. But in a good way.
DCU - Green Lantern - Movie critics never did him justice.
Hon. Mention - J'onn J'onzz - Cool green Martian, shape shifting, super powers, mysterious.
Hon. Mention - Dr. Strange - he is... strange. Mysterious. But in a good way.
DCU - Green Lantern - Movie critics never did him justice.
Hon. Mention - J'onn J'onzz - Cool green Martian, shape shifting, super powers, mysterious.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:08 am to athenslife101
Hawkeye
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:09 am to athenslife101
Probably Spider Man, I wouldn't fight crime. I would just be the greatest athlete of all time.
Imagine spider man being a shutdown corner or running back or WR in the NFL. Or a point guard in the NBA.
2nd place would be the Flash. So many real world applications.
3rd would be professor X with the ability to walk. Mind control? Thank you very much.
Imagine spider man being a shutdown corner or running back or WR in the NFL. Or a point guard in the NBA.
2nd place would be the Flash. So many real world applications.
3rd would be professor X with the ability to walk. Mind control? Thank you very much.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:10 am to athenslife101
I just made it up
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:11 am to King George
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Defeats supervillains = superhero
He doesn’t defeat them. He catches them and puts them in Arkham from which the promptly escape.
He’s inefficient
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:12 am to TheCaterpillar
quote:And he fights a frick ton of other villains that do have super powers
Well his main villain is The Joker, who has no powers either.
quote:Batman has already beaten Superman. And now you've made me surpass my nerd quota for the year. Thanks.
Superman would wreck both those guys.
This post was edited on 9/14/18 at 11:12 am
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:13 am to athenslife101
Coach O.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:14 am to athenslife101
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:47 am to TheCaterpillar
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cool beers with my breath
Posted on 9/14/18 at 11:56 am to ShoeBang
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Probably Spider Man, I wouldn't fight crime. I would just be the greatest athlete of all time.
LOL I mean yeah, that works if you can control your powers to be just slightly better than everyone else. Show up and run a 2.3 40 at camp or have 146" vertical, and somoene might notice that you aren't human.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:00 pm to terd ferguson
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Batman is the fricking worst excuse for a superhero... he doesn't even have a super power. He's just a fricking guy with money that has fancy toys.
And in the real world that's the shite that matters
You could slay so much pussy if you were Batman
Not so much if you're the human torch
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:00 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
In no particular order....
Deadpool
Venom(He counts)
Spawn
Ghost Rider
Deadpool
Venom(He counts)
Spawn
Ghost Rider
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:02 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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that works if you can control your powers to be just slightly better than everyone else
Which spider man can do. There would be lots of "how'd he do THAT!?" on sport center, but just enough where I was the best by a decent margin.
The jukes in the open field would have to be turned down a bit, but just make sure you break a big run or two every game, and youre set.
Posted on 9/14/18 at 12:06 pm to eScott
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cool beers with my breath
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there's a lot of times i want heat vision so i can warm up my coffee without going to the microwave.
real answer is teleportation. only major character with it is nightcrawler though and then you'd be blue and furry. so it's a wash.
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