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re: If Spiders Worked Together, They Could Eat All Humans In Just One Year

Posted on 2/26/19 at 9:19 am to
Posted by DarthRebel
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 9:19 am to
We love our fake news stories.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 9:28 am to
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 9:29 am
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 9:29 am to
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 9:56 am to
Meanwhile in Australia.

Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:10 am to
quote:

CocomoLSU



I dare a fricking spider to try...
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:10 am to
while spiders are obviously a creepier animal... if any animals figured out how to work together, they could all kill us.

i was working with my father in law on his ranch last summer. just the two of us were out there tagging and hitting them with an anti-fly pellet. they completely surround us because we bring food pellets in and they just kinda hang out near us till we get on the mule and head out.

one came up and nudged the hell out of me from behind. i know they're big beasts but i was surprised at the force.

if they ever put 2 and 2 together that we take their babies a few times a year to auction, and decided to revolt sometime we were out there, we'd be toast.
Posted by Teufelhunden
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:11 am to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:24 am to
Yeah, that is the one I was talking about!

God created Australia then filled it with crazy critters.....

Only poisonous mammal in the world
Most dangerous shark in the world
Most dangerous jellyfish in the world (second most venom in the world)
Most dangerous spider in the world
Most dangerous snails in the world
Birds that can kill humans - (Casuarius casuarius)
Fish that can kill you (Stonefish)
Bears the look cuddly but get real mean when not stoned (koala)
Octopus (not the Kraken kind) but the tiny poisonous kind (blue ring) from 007's Octopussy
Drop dead snakes like the inland taipan and brown snake
The largest living reptile is the Australian croc

Any wonder they drink Fosters (around 26 oz per can)
Posted by Doormat
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Granted the crazy spider in Australia is legit but I don't have to go there.


The one that can bite thru a toenail?? Badass!
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:22 am to
This reminds me of the time when the slave population greatly outnumbered whities. They missed their chance.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:23 am to
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:37 am to
I’m curious, you think that this has come up in their spider meetings? And they just decided or voted NOT to do this? You think they continue bringing it up and just keep voting it down? Or do you think it’s never come up at all and we are safe?
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:11 pm to
So there's this website out there called Horror Porn.

And they do the hellbilly stuff and the silent Hill and the movie parodies.

But they also have a Spider woman thing. And it's not a Jessica Drew thing in the red spandex.

It's a legit nightmares may come from this spiderwoman creature.

Anyway Google for images.

Posted by Old Money
LSU
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:24 pm to
Yeah I'm out
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:29 pm to
F dat. i want nothing to do with it.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:31 pm to
Wait until they and the ants learn to mend their ways and interbreed.


I've seen future. Spider Ants and Ant Spiders birthed from laboratories built on the ideas of Frank Herbert.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:48 pm to
i’m positive they’ve discussed it.

but we make life a lot more convenient for them than it was pre-humans, so they letting us live.

for now.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 1:21 pm to
Talstar P for the win

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