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re: If I were a fish I would never get caught

Posted on 8/15/18 at 11:39 pm to
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 11:39 pm to
guess you aren't a great catch
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 12:40 am to
quote:

but I’m not a fish


quote:

Then what are you?


Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 4:22 am to
quote:

Do fish even have penises?


An Oyster Poboy should know the answer
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141130 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 6:31 am to
You didn't think this one through at all.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:02 am to
quote:

If I were a fish I would hang out at the boat launch and lol at all the guys running miles out to their honey holes.



So you would get caught by a bucket fisherman?
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:03 am to
quote:

What if you were a corn dog?

I'd live in Tiger Stadium and blend right in.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:20 am to
quote:

I would never get caught

Your wife caught you with fake shite; like sanity and pussy every night
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18424 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:22 am to
Small brain

Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8701 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:28 am to
this is a bad thread
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Fishing lures are so unrealistic, I would know instantly.
Live bait only



quote:

SouthernImmigrant


Yo arse was high as frick last night huh?
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1756 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:21 am to
OB
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26687 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:21 am to
Humans are far more complex than fish and yet we struggle with knowing which bathroom to use... Im pretty sure a fish DGAF about the bait.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:21 am to
Bulllshit you could not resist that shrimp baw
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103847 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:26 am to
If I were a fish id save US navy ships from submarine torpedoes
Posted by geauxscott
Member since Nov 2007
942 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:33 am to
quote:

If I were a hotdog, I'd slather myself in brown mustard. I'd be delicious.


Don’t forget the relish
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
7838 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:39 am to
Clean out your bong. The mold growing in there is rotting your brain.
Posted by GOON
Fantasy Land
Member since Mar 2008
7399 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:43 am to
Dumb thread is dumb.

If you were a fish, you'd get caught by any lure, real or fake, I put in the water.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32782 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:53 am to
If I was a fish, I would never get caught, because I'm not an idiot.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6538 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:56 am to
I'd get caught
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110670 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:56 am to
quote:

but I’m not a fish


Do you like fish sticks?
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