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re: If BR and NOLA went to war vs one another?
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:55 am to pensacola
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:55 am to pensacola
Take all inmates at Angola from nola return them and set them free
Blow levees
Blow twin spans
Hwy 11
Causeway
Airline and i10 over bonne carre
Game over without firing a shot
Blow levees
Blow twin spans
Hwy 11
Causeway
Airline and i10 over bonne carre
Game over without firing a shot
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Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:56 am to pensacola
BR can stage a minor fender bender at a couple of strategic points on the interstate and restrict the flow of attackers. At that point, just pop them off one by one until victory.
Probably wouldn't even have to be staged.
Probably wouldn't even have to be staged.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 9:57 am to pensacola
That would be awesome, trash taking out trash.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 10:23 am to Marlbud
Baton Rouge would start a slow steady push towards New Orleans and just as all looked dour, New Orleans secures a powerful ally. Lafayette strikes from the unguarded rear taking the capital by storm and completely razes the city to the ground. Building a giant truck nut monolith in its place to celebrate the day.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 10:27 am to BlackPawnMartyr
The war would take 600 years due to the inability to move anywhere on the roads.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:17 am to pensacola
would BR frick up Lafayette tho?
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:36 am to pensacola
BR easily.
wait until a big rainstorm and shut off ther pumps.Send in the Cajun Navy to infiltrate Orleans parish.
If LP is involved, we have an unlimited arsenal of rolling meth labs to use as bombs.
wait until a big rainstorm and shut off ther pumps.Send in the Cajun Navy to infiltrate Orleans parish.
If LP is involved, we have an unlimited arsenal of rolling meth labs to use as bombs.
This post was edited on 8/18/18 at 11:37 am
Posted on 8/18/18 at 3:09 pm to BlackPawnMartyr
All Jesuit kids would be like playing with oddjob
Posted on 8/18/18 at 3:19 pm to Houma Sapien
quote:When Baton Rouge experienced utter catastrophe it brought us this
BR people talk big, but im my experience they're all a bunch of pussies. Redneck and/or cajun wannabes. Gonna go with NOLA on this one. They've got the population size and proven they can deal with some shite.
When Nola faced it, we got this
This post was edited on 8/18/18 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 8/18/18 at 3:46 pm to Bmath
quote:
NOLA has quite the stash of military vehicles in the WWII Museum.
But they are stick shift, so worthless.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 3:46 pm to pensacola
NOLA kills itself before it even gets to BR
Posted on 8/18/18 at 3:50 pm to pensacola
I could defend the Alamo for a few days from my house. You baws can come hang out but bring food, booze and ammo.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 3:55 pm to mofungoo
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Baton Rouge has the USS Kidd, so...
One small out of commission WWII destroyer against the entire Current US naval fleet and access to the world’s waterways.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 4:14 pm to Dire Wolf
Use Haarp to create 12 inches of convective rainfall over New Orleans. Blow the levees and take out the bonett Carret bridges. Do this on the first of the month when most of the citizenry is waiting on government checks.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 4:17 pm to lsupride87
Blow up surrounding bridges. Only those that can swim get out. Easy win 
Posted on 8/18/18 at 4:17 pm to Klingler7
Baton Rouge would leave in the 3rd quarter of war and NOLA would come back for the win.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 4:19 pm to pensacola
They wipe each other out and the rest of Louisiana would rejoice.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 4:26 pm to choupiquesushi
quote:
Blow levees
Blow twin spans
Hwy 11
Causeway
Airline and i10 over bonne carre
Game over without firing a shot
We’ll just blow up the loop. Oh wait....
Posted on 8/18/18 at 4:26 pm to pensacola
The rest of the state would win.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 7:40 pm to pensacola
Due the topography, New Orleans would be hard to invade and take over. Ask the British.
New Orleans could blockade the river and prevent ships from going further north.
New Orleans could blockade the river and prevent ships from going further north.
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