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If BR and NOLA went to war vs one another?

Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:09 am
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4629 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:09 am
Rules:
No NBC weapons.
No use of Army, Navy, Airforce, USMC, Coast Guard or seizing their weapons/systems.
No importation of weapons/munitions.
Normal trade, where possible, is allowed.
It’s Greater BR vs Greater NOLA.
Use of local law enforcement is allowed.


I think NOLA would not be defensible. BR would figure out a way to blow all the levees and then internal riots would make it a quick affair.
Posted by tLSU
Member since Oct 2007
8623 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:10 am to
3NG could wipe out Baton Rouge by itself.
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11426 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:10 am to
Never underestimate the NOLA hood.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13531 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:10 am to
St George builds a wall for the real win
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:14 am to
Nah, NOLA has the nautical advantage and the Pirates is Barataria Bay.

Whomever controls the waterways, wins the war.
Posted by Houston Texas Tiger
Houston
Member since Jul 2004
1414 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:14 am to
As soon as war was declared New Orleans would loot itself and burn down half of the city before Baton Rouge showed up.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14733 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:14 am to
Nola would be too preoccupied with tearing down statues, and Baton Rouge would see Georgetown separate and be too busy being at war with Georgetown. It would be a stalemate.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:16 am to
quote:

I think NOLA would not be defensible


Who would ever want it? Or BR for that matter.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:17 am to
The wounded Nola aids population would bleed all over the Baton Rouge population wiping everyone out.
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Whomever controls the waterways, wins the war.

Baton Rouge has the USS Kidd, so...
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117706 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:22 am to
NOLA wins when all the DL brothas from Baton Rouge fail to make muster and are subsequently AWOL.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134861 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:24 am to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71080 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Never underestimate the NOLA hood.


They tend to be lousy shots.

The Baton Rouge rednecks would do very well against the progressive hipster soyboys.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:24 am to
Fuel?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117706 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:25 am to
quote:

Fuel?




2018 LSU football tickets and parking passes.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16864 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:25 am to
Not sure. Baton Rouge has a lot of survivalist rednecks.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16864 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Nola would be too preoccupied with tearing down statues, and Baton Rouge would see Georgetown separate and be too busy being at war with Georgetown. It would be a stalemate.


St George.

But Georgetown sounds better for a city.
Posted by Mr Wonderful
Love City
Member since Oct 2015
1045 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:27 am to
quote:

If BR and NOLA went to war vs one another?

8:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning and this is what you’re thinking about?
This post was edited on 8/18/18 at 8:29 am
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18668 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:27 am to
quote:

Baton Rouge has the USS Kidd, so...


NOLA has quite the stash of military vehicles in the WWII Museum.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16864 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 8:29 am to
Better question.

If BR metro + NOLA metro went to war with Atlanta, who would win?
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