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If airlines actually cared about passengers...
1. Board from the back. It would be much faster and efficient.

2. Get rid of the 3 3 configuration. It sucks.


Bama and Beer
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
They would offer Capri Suns to drink


777Tiger
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
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Board from the back. It would be much faster and efficient.

so then you would have to bitch about going onto the ramp and drag you and your shite up air stairs, mmmmmk

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Get rid of the 3 3 configuration. It sucks.

how would you propose rearranging the narrow body configuration then baw?


tigerfoot
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
Boooo

No need for that shite here


Cump11b
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
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If airlines actually cared about passengers...


They would stop purchasing planes that nose-dive into the Pacific


JetsetNuggs
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
They would also clean up fecal matter from the seats before a passenger sits in it
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redneck
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
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They would stop purchasing planes that nose-dive into the Pacific


yeah I'm sure they set out to purchase planes that were going to cost them millions of dollars in lawsuits after they crash and kill a bunch of people. brilliant business plan if you ask me


777Tiger
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No need for that shite here

pretty whiny assed OP, imo, can't board narrow bodies from the rear using jet bridges and 3 & 3 in narrow bodies not going away, a more sensible solution is to put your cell phone down and not try to carry your grandmother in a steamer trunk as a carry on to expedite boarding, same as deplaning, if everyone just stayed seated(and off their phone,) until each row in front of them stood up, got their steamer trunks and moved, it would expedite that process as well
This post was edited on 11/8 at 2:23 pm


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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
No company actually "cares" about customers any further than is required to make the most money possible.


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deeprig9
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
I think he means call out the passengers in the back to board first.

And I agree.


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pngtiger
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
I think he means board the people in the back of the plane first


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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
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if everyone just stayed seated(and off their phone,) until each row in front of them stood up


People that rush to deplane ahead of the rows in front of them should be shot.


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RogerTheShrubber
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
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Get rid of the 3 3 configuration. It sucks.


Not sure how you do this since most of the popular planes in existence are this configuration. I don't know how else you could configure them.


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777Tiger
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I think he means board the people in the back of the plane first

airlines try to do that, that's what the boarding group number on your ticket is for, but with the me first/rules are for everyone else society we have, that isn't a very effective approach, airlines are always looking at how to improve things, it's the passengers that don't seem to want to cooperate


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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
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La Squared
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
And make them put their carry-on on their aisle instead of wherever they choose


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If airlines actually cared about passengers...
I think he means call out the passengers in the back to board first.

And I agree.



Airlines used to do this. Problem is when they started charging for checking a bag people all want to get on first to make sure they get an overhead spot. No one wants to check a bag for $25

People in the back of the plane are those without status. People with status believe they should get overhead space.

Solution is you "rent" an overhead space for the flight then no one else can take it. Measure the bag and that's the space you get. That's a crapton of work though


Cump11b
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
Sarcasm baw... sarcasm.


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777Tiger
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No one wants to check a bag for $25

when the overhead space fills up, or is considered filled up, to expedite boarding, most airlines, a least the big ones, offer to check your bag for free


barry
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re: If airlines actually cared about passengers...
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No one wants to check a bag for $25


I'd pay $25 bucks to NOT check a bag. If you check a bag for any trip a week or less I know you aren't a seasoned traveler and are a chump.


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