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re: If a pretty girl is walking behind you
Posted on 1/15/16 at 4:11 pm to CatsGoneWild
Posted on 1/15/16 at 4:11 pm to CatsGoneWild
I know that she's not looking at my arse. She's looking at where my arse used to be.
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Posted on 1/15/16 at 5:20 pm to HarryBalzack
Wallet
Posted on 1/15/16 at 5:22 pm to CatsGoneWild
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If a pretty girl is walking behind you
Fart. loudly.
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Or if a girl is walking towards you
adjust the armadillo in my trousers.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 5:27 pm to Breesus
Posted on 1/15/16 at 6:30 pm to CatsGoneWild
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Do you feel like you walk different and think about your walking? Or if a girl is walking towards you,do you suck in your belly and stick out your chest?
Good god where do you people come from?
Posted on 1/15/16 at 6:31 pm to CatsGoneWild
I stop, turn around, and ask her if she'd like a ride on my private jet. Works 60% of the time, every time.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 6:32 pm to CatsGoneWild
Def shake my butt.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 6:42 pm to CatsGoneWild
CGS, is that you? Are you back on the board?
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:56 pm to Methuselah
?
Posted on 1/15/16 at 10:56 pm to foshizzle
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Works 60% of the time, every time.
That doesn't make sense
Posted on 1/16/16 at 12:07 am to CatsGoneWild
I normally just stop walking and start doing this
Posted on 1/16/16 at 12:17 am to CatsGoneWild
I take out my phone and act like im taking a selfie, but i instead zoom and and take a picture of her and then send it to all my friends and say omg check out this hot chick i saw today so that they will think im straight
Posted on 1/16/16 at 12:19 am to CatsGoneWild
with the questions tonight I feel like this it the OTs first night in the real world.
Posted on 1/16/16 at 12:40 am to CatsGoneWild
Occasionally I'll release a light fart, a silent but deadly type, just to see if I can find a chick that's attracted to the smell of my gas
Posted on 1/16/16 at 6:22 am to CatsGoneWild
I usually turn around quickly and show her my penis. Works like a charm.
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:18 am to CatsGoneWild
Time for cropdusting....
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:20 am to CatsGoneWild
Things that make guys who can't get laid go hmmm...
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:21 am to CatsGoneWild
I've made some pretty girls walk funny.
Posted on 1/16/16 at 8:35 am to ForeverLSU02
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I slow down and let her get in front of me
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