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re: If a man can get a DUI on a horse...

Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:57 pm to
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:57 pm to
quote:

Remember we fought the Revolutionary War over a tax on a breakfast drink (and not even coffee)


a variety of household goods were taxed.

the issue was not that it was a tax on a breakfast drink or the variety of objects subject to tax, but that no one in the colonies was permitted to speak or vote in Parliament.

Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:18 am to
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the issue was not that it was a tax on a breakfast drink or the variety of objects subject to tax, but that no one in the colonies was permitted to speak or vote in Parliament.

So, just like present times in the US. Only, we elect our "representation" who then turn around and sell their souls to the highest bidder. We need another revolution, like now.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:31 am to
quote:

what about a drunk guy in a wheelchair?

The crime of operating a vehicle while intoxicated is the operating of any motor vehicle, aircraft, watercraft, vessel, or other means of conveyance when any of the following conditions exist:

Don't for a second think those corrupt fricks didn't write that law to be as broad as possible once they realized how much money it could bring in.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:37 am to
"Thats the way she goes baw."

lol I just got done watching Countdown to Liquor Day.
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
10128 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:45 am to
quote:

What is the BAC limit for a horse?


You can't get a DUI on a horse in Louisiana.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:59 am to
Several years ago I read about a high school coach that got a DUI in Arkansas on his riding mower because he made contact with a vehicle while mowing close to the road.

(This wasn't an internet thing. It was an article in a real newspaper.)
Posted by Grandioso
Driftwood, TX
Member since Dec 2015
1597 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 8:48 am to
So you cannot get a DUI on a horse...stupid thread.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105178 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 8:57 am to
Good to know.

Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30035 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 8:58 am to
quote:

cannot get a DUI on a horse...stupid thread.




After watching cajuns too drunk to stand up at Mardi gras in mamou climb onto horses, ride, then stand up in the saddles and start dancing while drinking, I don't think WE can get a DUI on a horse, but I'm not sure about the other 49 states.

Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:39 am to
I dont think you can get a DWI while riding livestock in LA. I know of an old guy in my neighborhood that rides a horse up to the corner store so he can brown bag it around town.

RS 14:98 doesnt mention anything about livestock but as TigerstauckinMS mentioned they wrote it purposefully broad so THEY can interpret it to mean whatever the frick they want, with this little gem..."or other means of conveyance". It could certainly be argued that being charged with DUI while on a horse is not congruent with the spirit of the law as written since its titled, "Operating a vehicle while intoxicated". This is one where you go to Black's Law and I havent read the definition but it probably doesnt define a horse as a "vehicle".
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 10:50 am
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33219 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:43 am to
Uncle got one on a golf cart
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62150 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:49 am to
quote:

So, just like present times in the US. Only, we elect our "representation" who then turn around and sell their souls to the highest bidder. We need another revolution, like now.


Our government hasn't truly represented the people in my lifetime.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:53 am to
if it is something that a human can steer, propel, operate, then you can get a DUI on it
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1126 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:58 am to
What happens if the horse is drunk?
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116458 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:00 am to
Can't get a DUI on a horse because the horse has its own sense of direction. This is fact
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Can't get a DUI on a horse because the horse has its own sense of direction. This is fact



used to work with the EAP at my company, and I realize there are differences from state to state, but we represented people from all states, and had case info. from all over the U.S., and the DUI stories can get pretty bizaar, in most places you can get charged with DUI on just about anything, don't even have to be observed operating it, just appear to the cop that you had recently been operating it
Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
3879 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:07 am to
YES, they can, if on a street!
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5666 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:10 am to
LINK

I don't know how reliable this is...nor do I care. But here you go.

Some states include riding an animal, such as riding on horseback, while intoxicated in their DUI laws; however, many have overlooked this possibility. As an example, Michigan is quite specific and prohibits bicycling, horseback riding, buggy driving, using motorized farm machinery/equipment or boating while under the influence of alcohol. Some state laws, such as those in Kentucky, include non-motorized vehicles in their DUI statutes. Horses are naturally included in this category. By comparison, in the state of Colorado, riding horses while under the influence is only a traffic violation.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:20 am to
quote:

here you go.

there was a guy in Shreveport a few years back that was fishing in his boat on the Red River, he set out some lines, had a few cold ones and dozed off in his boat, while at anchor, someone saw him in the dozed off in the boat and called the coppers, he got charged with BUI, didn't follow up to see if he was convicted or not
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25812 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:24 am to
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Not gonna lie - that made me legit lol and then really got me to thinking...

It's a pretty good question.
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