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Icebreakers for when meeting in person after connecting through dating app?

Posted on 10/4/20 at 7:26 am
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38550 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 7:26 am
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Once I was on a tinder date and the dude I was at dinner with pulled out his phone and started showing me the IG pics of mine he had masturbated to.... hope he’s NOT doing ok


Sometimes you just have to truly work bankers’ hours and keep that to yourself.


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Once I was on a tinder date and accidentally got us lost so while we were wandering around I jokingly asked him what his worst first date was and he said “probably this one” there wasn’t a second date


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Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18417 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 7:30 am to
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Once I was on a tinder date and the dude I was at dinner with pulled out his phone and started showing me the IG pics of mine he had masturbated to.... hope he’s NOT doing ok

Sounds like a fake #metoo daydream.

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Once I was on a tinder date and accidentally got us lost so while we were wandering around I jokingly asked him what his worst first date was and he said “probably this one” there wasn’t a second date


This one’s pretty funny.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 7:39 am to
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Once I was on a tinder date and the dude I was at dinner with pulled out his phone and started showing me the IG pics of mine he had masturbated to.... hope he’s NOT doing ok


I know whoever wrote this can be bullshitting, but assuming it is real.. I know there are some people with no filter..But I would be curious to know how this dude justified doing this.. I am sure there are women out there who would be flattered by this, but the odds are.. It isn't going to work out for you.
Posted by nugget
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Member since Dec 2009
13816 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 7:41 am to
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Once I was on a tinder date and the dude I was at dinner with pulled out his phone and started showing me the IG pics of mine he had masturbated to.... hope he’s NOT doing ok


Didn’t happen
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35173 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 7:41 am to
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Once I was on a tinder date and accidentally got us lost so while we were wandering around I jokingly asked him what his worst first date was and he said “probably this one” there wasn’t a second date


I hope that’s a gay couple.
Posted by nugget
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Member since Dec 2009
13816 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 7:43 am to
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I am sure there are women out there who would be flattered by this,


Some women are flattered when you’re super direct. No woman is flattered when you tell them about bating to their IG
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71146 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 7:48 am to
Are you a curveball? Because I'm probably going to swing and miss.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22118 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 8:08 am to
Just whip out your wang before even saying hello.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30186 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 8:10 am to
Painkillers or a couple shots of tequila.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41627 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 8:14 am to
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Once I was on a tinder date and the dude I was at dinner with pulled out his phone and started showing me the IG pics of mine he had masturbated to

Wait, is that not appropriate?
Posted by devils1854
Franklin
Member since Aug 2014
6349 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 8:21 am to
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No woman is flattered when you tell them about bating to their IG


Posted by LSU Tigershark
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Member since Dec 2007
10544 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 8:22 am to
Nice shoes...
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11660 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 9:27 am to
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Once I was on a tinder date and the dude I was at dinner with pulled out his phone and started showing me the IG pics of mine he had masturbated to.... hope he’s NOT doing ok


:Wasthatwrong:
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 9:31 am to
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Icebreakers for when meeting in person after connecting through dating app?


Pull My finger
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17015 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 10:14 am to
So wait, some of these chicks that have tiny bikinis and camel toes showing, I’m not supposed to master bate to that?
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31638 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 10:14 am to
GEBTP
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20294 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 10:28 am to
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Just whip out your wang before even saying hello


Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37106 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 2:32 pm to
As someone about to rejoin the dating pool after over 17 years...

I know I’m not the most attractive man but I’m not this creepy.

Probably still don’t have a shot...
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25670 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 2:44 pm to
I break the ice by explaining how to buy a new car.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48570 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 2:46 pm to
I haven't been on a date in 17 years. I'd have no clue how to meet women now.
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