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re: I work near the most repulsive woman I have ever met

Posted on 11/6/17 at 11:14 am to
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 11:14 am to
quote:

You should have studied harder.


I'm still in school with a 3.8 gpa
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 11:18 am to
Eat a high protein diet and fart all of the time by her.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60280 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 11:18 am to
1. Noise-cancelling headphones for you (and possibly co-workers)
2. Annoy-a-tron for her desk
3. ?????????
4. Profit
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1937 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 11:20 am to
Really? You're entire state is one big Trailer Park.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47757 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 11:36 am to
Tell HR that it didn't work and they need to step their game up. If they show any hesitation ask for paid time off until the problem is fixed.

Everybody is not a pig in a sty. Therefore everybody did not need an email from HR. Just the pig needed it.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70138 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 11:42 am to
Share your celltech drink with her
Posted by LSU Tigershark
10,000 posts
Member since Dec 2007
10568 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 12:39 pm to
Time to break out the ol' Annoy-a-tron
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10853 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 12:43 pm to
Does she fart amd then blame it on her chair making noises?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Just the pig needed it.


That's not the way this company does things. They don't like to single people out because of conflict.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47757 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

They sent out an email to everybody and she doesn't realize the email was about her.


Hit reply all and send an email back, specifically detailing the offensive behavior and that it is continuing.

Just kidding baw. HR is there to protect the company. You sending that email would be considered a bad act on your part and may subject you to termination.

Maybe you should have some fun with it and mimic her every disgusting deed, as she performs them. Have all 7 people that surround her in cubicles join in.

Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55419 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

What is a dink?


Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 1:31 pm to
piihb
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17377 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Maybe you should have some fun with it and mimic her every disgusting deed, as she performs them. Have all 7 people that surround her in cubicles join in.





A phlegm chorus. Yall could do it to festive holiday songs.

Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
27645 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 2:03 pm to
She looks like a cross between Kevin Bacon and, dare I say it, bacon.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Really? You're entire state is one big Trailer Park.

Try again.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22029 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 2:26 pm to
A friend of mine nicknamed this yuuuuuge bitch in his office the BFF-Big Fat fricker and she was also known as the snarf hog. Every 3-5 seconds she sucked snot down from her sinuses into her throat and it sounded like “snaaaaarrrrrrrf” but really loud. He even recorded snarf counts to determine an average snarf/minute and per hour.

It was terrible for anyone near. Oh, she stunk as well and was a refrigerator sized, tent wearing, oily haired, rank porker. WYHI?
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 2:38 pm to
These type threads amuse me

"Dear OT , here's my problem, please tell me how an adult should act" especially when you damn well know you're going to get advice like "give her a Cleveland steamer"

It's simple go to HR and tell them that you can't work in the environment she's creating so you are putting in your 2 weeks notice. You'll find out very quickly which one of you is the bigger problem in the office.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74900 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 2:39 pm to
The annoy o tron thread from here was super epic.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26450 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 2:59 pm to
You should hit it
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

It was terrible for anyone near. Oh, she stunk as well and was a refrigerator sized, tent wearing, oily haired, rank porker. WYHI?
drew carey, is that you?
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