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I wonder what she would do for a Klondike bar?
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:23 am
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:23 am
Yep Florida
Woman shot after performing sex act for $5, Pringles, police say.
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A woman was shot Monday night outside a gas station after she performed a sex act in exchange for $5 and some potato chips, the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office said.
Police said they were called to a Shell station on Lem Turner Road around 10:30 p.m. Monday because a person had been shot.
They found a woman, whose name was not released, with a gunshot wound to her shoulder. She was taken to a hospital, and her injuries were not considered life-threatening, police said.
The woman told investigators that she agreed to perform a sex act with a man in exchange for $5 and some Pringles potato chips. After the act, she said, the man demanded the $5 back and then shot her in the shoulder and ran off. LINK
Woman shot after performing sex act for $5, Pringles, police say.
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A woman was shot Monday night outside a gas station after she performed a sex act in exchange for $5 and some potato chips, the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office said.
Police said they were called to a Shell station on Lem Turner Road around 10:30 p.m. Monday because a person had been shot.
They found a woman, whose name was not released, with a gunshot wound to her shoulder. She was taken to a hospital, and her injuries were not considered life-threatening, police said.
The woman told investigators that she agreed to perform a sex act with a man in exchange for $5 and some Pringles potato chips. After the act, she said, the man demanded the $5 back and then shot her in the shoulder and ran off. LINK
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:24 am to Jbird
Probably not very good looking.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:24 am to Jbird
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she performed a sex act in exchange for $5 and some potato chips
What flavor potato chip?
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:25 am to Jbird
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After the act, she said, the man demanded the $5 back and then shot her in the shoulder and ran off
Guess he didn’t get his money’s worth
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:25 am to Jbird
I bet she could do things with her one good arm that would make you forget that thing on her neck.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:25 am to Jbird
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After the act, she said, the man demanded the $5 back and then shot her in the shoulder and ran off.
Wasn't even worth $5
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:26 am to Jbird
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she agreed to perform a sex act with a man in exchange for $5 and some Pringles potato chips
This proves the Colorado psycho's standards are wayyyyyy to high
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:27 am to Jbird
Damn, that's cold blooded. $5 and a can of pringles seems like a pretty good value for a b.j.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:27 am to CoachMoorGut
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Wasn't even worth $5
potato chips probably hurt a bit...
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:33 am to Jbird
This is the perfect example of buyer's remorse
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:39 am to CoachMoorGut
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Wasn't even worth $5
Guy that works for me asked me to break a 5 dollar bill once. I asked him why he said a woman near here offers sex for 3 bucks.
I laughed and said damn why not just give her the 5 if it’s so cheap. He said it ain’t worth 5 bucks
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:52 am to Jbird
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after she performed a sex act in exchange for $5 and some potato chips
Sriracha potato chips are awesome and will make you take a bullet
Posted on 1/22/19 at 9:54 am to Jbird
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After the act, she said, the man demanded the $5 back and then shot her in the shoulder and ran off
She must have really sucked at it
Posted on 1/22/19 at 10:15 am to Jbird
I feel sorry that a human being is so desperate for five bucks.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 10:17 am to Bigfishchoupique
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I feel sorry that a human being is so desperate for five bucks.
I wonder what you could get her to do for $10?
“Okay...this pinapple...and this possum...up your hoohah.”
This post was edited on 1/22/19 at 10:18 am
Posted on 1/22/19 at 10:19 am to fr33manator
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I wonder what you could get her to do for $10?
“Okay...this pinapple...and this possum...up your hoohah.”
Posted on 1/22/19 at 10:19 am to Jbird
I have lived a decent life, stayed out of trouble and off of drugs, and never been to jail. I can't pretend to know what "rock bottom" is....but giving a bj for $5 and a can of Pringles has to be pretty damned close.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 10:21 am to LSUGrad9295
Im sure she was on drugs.
And yes that’s probably the worst thing I’ve ever heard
And yes that’s probably the worst thing I’ve ever heard
Posted on 1/22/19 at 10:32 am to Jbird
Once you pop you can’t stop.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 11:16 am to Jbird
I don't know if i am more concerned that she would perform a sex act for %4 and chips, or that the sex act wasn't even worth %4 and some chips. Thats just sad sides to what must be an even sadder life.
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