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re: I was sure I was flirt-texting with The One. Until he saw me on Instagram

Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:04 pm to
Posted by King Slender
Member since Apr 2016
107 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:04 pm to
This chick is way too high on herself

Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22077 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:05 pm to
Her face look like it don't know what it want to be when it grow up.
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 7:15 pm
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48120 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:07 pm to
All these people are hypocrites. I guarantee there are guys that don't meet her looks standards or other standards (money, etc.). She sounds like one of those guys who messages the hottest chicks on a dating site for the first time, gets all uppity about how shallow they are for not responding, and then suddenly gets a message from an IRL 3 and thinks to himself, "doesn't this girl recognize she's ugly."
Posted by wizziko
New Jersey Nets Fan
Member since Jan 2006
35881 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

I can't wait for his response. Hope he tears her a new one

I doubt the guy even responds. That would tear her up even more
Posted by 90proofprofessional
Member since Mar 2004
24445 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

like one of those guys who messages the hottest chicks on a dating site for the first time, gets all uppity about how shallow they are for not responding, and then suddenly gets a message from an IRL 3 and thinks to himself, "doesn't this girl recognize she's ugly

that's an oddly-specific scenario
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

I'm above-average decent-looking


Yeah....umm, about that. No...no you're not.

Legit, but no, IWNHI.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

IWPHI


What the hell does this stand for?
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86404 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:15 pm to
She's cute-ish, but not monogamous hot.
Posted by King Slender
Member since Apr 2016
107 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

She's cute-ish, but not monogamous hot.




You're being awfully generous. I see nothing cute about that, and can only imagine what she'd look like first thing in the morning. I'd rather wake up to my dog's arse in my face, than to see her face first thing when I opened my eyes.
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 7:17 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86404 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:18 pm to
i said -ish, and the fact that she describes herself as "accomplished" makes me think she's way too cunty to be that plain looking
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

can only imagine what she'd look like first thing in the morning.


To be fair, probably just like she does in the pictures that have been posted. Doesn't seem to have any noticeable make-up in any of them.

I can respect that.
Posted by 90proofprofessional
Member since Mar 2004
24445 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

the fact that she describes herself as "accomplished"

as a freelance journalist who writes articles for $300/column

her grasp on reality is weak
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59571 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:22 pm to
Did I just read thru 4 pages and not one

BITCHES BE CRAZY

OT
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

I'm above-average decent-looking,
Her friends aren't the only ones who lied about her looks. At best she is exactly average.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71193 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:24 pm to
She sounds crazy and not nearly hot enough to make it worth the crazy.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18222 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:29 pm to
legit
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7124 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:35 pm to
Perfect reply in the comments section of the article:

quote:

She isn't even small town pretty and she thinks she is above average in LA.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:37 pm to
I would say that I bet she "has a great personality", but from reading the OP, you can tell that even that's not true.

Speaking of, is there a bigger red flag than when a girl's friends say "she has a great personality (or sense of humor)". It's like a question on a crossword puzzle,

Q: "what is a 5 word phrase that means a girl is fugly?

A: "She has a great personality"
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20716 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:38 pm to
A 4-5.

Here is the and scale:

1- Mama June. A woman that is just repulsive


2 - Just ugly


3 - The cute fat girl


4 - The girl that just needs a stylist

5 - The run of the mill


6 - Starting to get interesting


CAUTION - ENTERING POSSIBLE CRAZY

7 - Hot, but not too hot


8 - Hot with the body


9 - Hotter with the body


10 - My wife

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:42 pm to
Generally speaking, girls that say they have a great personality and are sarcastic are usually quiet and don't have enough self confidence to be or handle sarcasm
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