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re: I was sure I was flirt-texting with The One. Until he saw me on Instagram
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:20 pm to slackster
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:20 pm to slackster
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It began at a celeb-studded non-event in Beverly Hills the evening before with a few other journalist friends. All pomp and circumstance, no substance. One of my colleagues — we'll call him Riley — was there with me, stalking celebs and dreading the non-story we were going to have to turn in the next morning. He'd always been flirty with me, but then, he was flirty with all the women I knew on this side of the red ropes.
During the dinner portion of the evening as I sat next to Riley, I asked for his number. I promptly texted him my name after he gave it. My phone vibrated. "Oh heeeyyyy," the screen read.
A few boring speeches later and after the entree was served, Riley got up to make the rounds to see who was hobnobbing with whom. I scarfed down my food, as I generally do when free fare is placed before me. Realizing Riley had been gone for some time, I texted him to ask if he'd like me to save his food in case they tried to take it away.
"Only the good stuff," he joked.
"It's chicken," I replied.
"Put it in your purse."
All right … now we're having fun. You know, Riley was flirting with me extra tonight. He'd even put his hand on my leg affectionately at one point.
We went back and forth for a bit and got naughty. It was fun and funny. I could totally date this guy.
After the event ended and we headed out to valet, I walked out with Riley and giggled that we could probably stop texting now and just talk IRL ("in real life").
Riley turned to me completely confused.
"What are you talking about?"
I explained again that we could just stop the texting shenanigans and flirt in person, since we were obviously into each other. Again, he was dumbfounded and looked at me with confusion and possible dread. I handed him my phone. He scanned the texts and looked up to tell me it wasn't him.
My face went white.
Who had I been texting? Who was responding so quickly? Who was calling me a "naughty wizard" out of the blue and joking about treehouses?!
Riley was beside himself laughing. I was laughing too, because, well, what else was I going to do?
I'm not willing to rule out the possibility that ole' Riley is a butt pirate. If so, this make this pathetic story all the more delicious.
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:24 pm to AUbagman
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When you get into your 30's and you're not married, your best option in life is to put away the superficial ways of your 20's, find a girl just attractive enough to get your dick hard and that makes good money. Far to often you see guys still chasing the younger girls every man desires and ends up breaking himself in the process. She'll get old, and more than likely fat and ugly. So not only did you end up with a fat and ugly chick in the long run, you're also broke because she doesn't work and spent all of your money. I'd rather be set in life with the average looking chick and watch the bank roll pile up. Plus, she won't be the type to say no to giving out blowjobs.
ETA: Not really talking of this situation specifically. This girl was suffocating without even meeting.
what fricking planet are you on? I have a fair number of single guy friends, and they are all late 30s/early 40s. And the women they bring around are always impressive.
frick I have a friend who doesn't have a job. and not just a recent thing, he hasn't had a job for 6 years. and he is overweight. He has no problem getting the laides. and frick, he doesn't even take them to dinner. just has sex with them and forces them to watch sportscenter. I would rate the 5 women I know he has done this with in the last 4 years as an 8, 7, 9 and 6.
My wife has more single female friends, and they can't find men to save their lives. they are all hot.
and this person is clearly an aspiring comedian. her shite is funnish.
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:26 pm to Hawkeye95
I know a few girls that moved from down here out to the LA area. They all say that the guys there are giant douches and they either wear affliction or metrosexual clothes
I guess there is a large number of chicks who date guys like that, but normal girls wouldn't put up with it. I'd expect to get more normal girls in somewhere like San Diego
I guess there is a large number of chicks who date guys like that, but normal girls wouldn't put up with it. I'd expect to get more normal girls in somewhere like San Diego
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:26 pm to Hawkeye95
All men truly need is personality, a pulse and to not be creepy.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:28 pm to fr33manator
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All men truly need is personality, a pulse and to not be creepy.
a full head of hair helps. and a job.
I always look at what my friends go, and think being single wouldn't be so bad. I have a great job, am decent looking, not creepy. Plus I am really well read. Chicks dig that.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:30 pm to 90proofprofessional
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"32. Single. White. Female. Accomplished."
how accomplished we talking here?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:31 pm to BobDobalina
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how accomplished we talking here?
freelance journalist accomplished
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:31 pm to 90proofprofessional
My conclusion from the story: bit cray. She planned her wedding because he said he could cook and was accomplished
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:35 pm to 90proofprofessional
A. It was 10 minutes. She freaked over ten minutes. Way clingy. Chill out.
B. From that picture she seems to be an IRL 4 maybe 5 or even 6 with a better picture and more flattering clothes. Maybe not undateable if she's cool. Unfortunately she blew that up by freaking out and going full on crazy shite I don't want to deal with.
B. From that picture she seems to be an IRL 4 maybe 5 or even 6 with a better picture and more flattering clothes. Maybe not undateable if she's cool. Unfortunately she blew that up by freaking out and going full on crazy shite I don't want to deal with.
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:43 pm to Peazey
I've told the sort here before
I used to work with a girl like this She's mid 30s, accomplished, smart, educated she wasn't a model but she wasn't bad we will say a 6 irl
Every time the girl went on a date it was with her future husband
I used to work with a girl like this She's mid 30s, accomplished, smart, educated she wasn't a model but she wasn't bad we will say a 6 irl
Every time the girl went on a date it was with her future husband
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:46 pm to anc
how would you rate the girl from this thread based on her pics, out of curiosity
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:50 pm to 90proofprofessional
I'd marry that chick.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:51 pm to 90proofprofessional
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I'm above-average decent-looking,
I found the problem. She thinks she's hot shite and she expected a guy she didn't know to throw compliments at her. Lesson learned. Don't do that. And she ain't that cute.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:52 pm to Hawkeye95
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And women are frickED in LA.
Friend of mine just moved here from L.A. She said the dating scene there is horrible for normal looking women. Guys expect to date hot chicks only...but they themselves can be total goblins. She said even the guys with no money have those expectations.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:52 pm to 90proofprofessional
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I'm above-average decent-looking
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:54 pm to 90proofprofessional
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I'm no Eva Mendes,
At least she honest and not a liar.
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oint that I'm attractive. I'm no Eva Mendes, but I'm above-average decent-looking
Whoops! Spoke too soon.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:56 pm to lsunurse
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Friend of mine just moved here from L.A. She said the dating scene there is horrible for normal looking women. Guys expect to date hot chicks only...but they themselves can be total goblins. She said even the guys with no money have those expectations.
yeah, my friends out there did really well. One of my best friends is just not attractive, he is a great guy and was my best man. My wife says he looks like moe from the simpsons. He also is poor.
He landed an absolute complete hottie. yeah she worked in porn but he didn't seem to care.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:00 pm to saint amant steve
Found this on her twitter
woooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
woooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:02 pm to lsuwontonwrap
I can't wait for his response. Hope he tears her a new one
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:03 pm to lsuwontonwrap
And someone posted this to her instagram (and she tweeted it). HAHAHAHA
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