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I was at a local bar when a woman...
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:26 am
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:26 am
I was at a local bar when a woman at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me. A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room. Surely she must’ve been mistaken. I said “ who me?!!!?” She said “yes of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.”
This post was edited on 1/19/19 at 2:57 am
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:28 am to Street Hawk
Jon Hamm alter...but worse
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:28 am to Street Hawk
Should have stuck it in her eye socket when you had the chance. You got no game.
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:29 am to Street Hawk
Eye didn't see that coming.
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:36 am to Street Hawk
Life can pass you by in the blink of an eye so give her your number.
Posted on 1/19/19 at 2:40 am to Street Hawk
Well, did you bring her home and socket to her?
Posted on 1/19/19 at 3:23 am to Street Hawk
That happened to me, pre cell phones, the night before leaving on Spring Break.
That first date was incredible! We got back to her El Cid apartment. Things got kinky. She took out the glass eye and had me make love to the empty socket.
It was unbelievable!
I asked if we could do this again when I got back in town and she was all for it, saying, “I’ll keep an eye out for you.”
That first date was incredible! We got back to her El Cid apartment. Things got kinky. She took out the glass eye and had me make love to the empty socket.
It was unbelievable!
I asked if we could do this again when I got back in town and she was all for it, saying, “I’ll keep an eye out for you.”
This post was edited on 1/19/19 at 3:24 am
Posted on 1/19/19 at 6:24 am to Street Hawk
Something, something, better looking eye, something, the quad, something...
Posted on 1/19/19 at 6:26 am to Street Hawk
The optics of this are misleading. Eye thought this was true, but now eye see what you did there.
Posted on 1/19/19 at 7:14 am to Street Hawk
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Posted on 1/19/19 at 7:36 am to Street Hawk
I just asked myself, “wood eye date her?”
Posted on 1/19/19 at 7:55 am to Street Hawk
You said “Goodbye” & she says “I’ll keep an eye out for ya”
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