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Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:42 am to profdillweed
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So you're son's not smart enough to homeschool himself so you have to pay for his education?
I raise alpha....he doesn't have to apply to pay for friends.
No home schooling. That way he'll have friends and not buy em
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:53 am to selfgen
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What’s the best contribution I can make to the Signa Nu fraternity?
Show up at 2am and suck off all the brothers that come home solo from the bar
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:56 am to Tmcgin
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Be the House dad.....never graduate
Posted on 9/22/25 at 12:08 pm to AtlantaLSUfan
Funny furniture piece was mentioned. When I was an active, couches were prized processions. We would literally pick up couches on the road if they were in decent shape. No fricks given honestly. Some made it to the chapter room but most stayed outside. My son was in the same fraternity at a different chapter but some things never change. When we flooded in Hurricane Harvey in 2017 we replaced our furniture obviously and we had a pretty nice couch that we moved upstairs to save but didn’t really go with our new stuff. We ended up giving it to my son who casually moved it from his house to the fraternity house where it became a fixture in their chapter room. We visited our son on probably a similar type family event years later and damn near every guy came up to me with some story about that couch.
Posted on 9/22/25 at 12:42 pm to selfgen
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I was really impressed. What’s the best contribution I can make to the Signa Nu fraternity?
A case of whippets?
Or, if more traditional...
I was really impressed. What’s the best contribution I can make to the Signa Nu fraternity?
How much do you want to spend? Obviously besides drinking they eat. And lots of food.
You can get a good pellet grill around $800 or so like a Camp Chef or Traeger Pro.
A good griddle (Blackstone 36" Outdoor Flat Top Gas Griddle Station for example) for $500 or so.
Custom cornhole set? With house branding?
This post was edited on 9/23/25 at 9:39 am
Posted on 9/22/25 at 2:46 pm to selfgen
Condoms for all the butt sex that goes on in frat houses
Posted on 9/22/25 at 3:16 pm to selfgen
quote:A US-Made LBTGQT+ pride flag?
What’s the best contribution I can make to the Signa Nu fraternity?
Posted on 9/22/25 at 5:51 pm to DonJuanDaMiles
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Greenfield Quarles would be proud

Posted on 9/22/25 at 6:49 pm to selfgen
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Sigma Nu
I hear those boys are big on milk and cookies.
Posted on 9/22/25 at 7:47 pm to TutHillTiger
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I used to just slip 1000 cash to the social chairman with a witness to buy some booze or up the band
He split that, $500 each with the witness.
Posted on 9/22/25 at 8:59 pm to selfgen
I think another solid idea would be to buy an old vending machine and install it at the house.
Fill it with rubbers, plan b and penicillin. Charge 1 penny per item.
Fill it with rubbers, plan b and penicillin. Charge 1 penny per item.
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:15 pm to ChatGPT of LA
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So your son's not a strong enough person to meet and make his own friends, you have to purchase them?
I just wanted to post it then read the hilarious responses.
This wasn’t one of them.
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:49 pm to selfgen
I am a Phi Chapter alumni. The early to mid 90s was my time.
New pool table or just new sticks and balls
Foosball table
Poker table, chips and cards
Money for the strippers after formal pledging
New pool table or just new sticks and balls
Foosball table
Poker table, chips and cards
Money for the strippers after formal pledging
This post was edited on 9/22/25 at 9:57 pm
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