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re: I visited my son’s Sigma Nu fraternity house this weekend for their annual family event.

Posted on 9/22/25 at 10:56 am to
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45197 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 10:56 am to
Just remember that your son is doing this every night

Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4617 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:42 am to
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So you're son's not smart enough to homeschool himself so you have to pay for his education?

I raise alpha....he doesn't have to apply to pay for friends.
No home schooling. That way he'll have friends and not buy em

Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
9110 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:53 am to
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What’s the best contribution I can make to the Signa Nu fraternity?


Show up at 2am and suck off all the brothers that come home solo from the bar
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles
San Diego, CA
Member since Feb 2014
1298 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 11:56 am to
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Be the House dad.....never graduate


Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10983 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 12:08 pm to
Funny furniture piece was mentioned. When I was an active, couches were prized processions. We would literally pick up couches on the road if they were in decent shape. No fricks given honestly. Some made it to the chapter room but most stayed outside. My son was in the same fraternity at a different chapter but some things never change. When we flooded in Hurricane Harvey in 2017 we replaced our furniture obviously and we had a pretty nice couch that we moved upstairs to save but didn’t really go with our new stuff. We ended up giving it to my son who casually moved it from his house to the fraternity house where it became a fixture in their chapter room. We visited our son on probably a similar type family event years later and damn near every guy came up to me with some story about that couch.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7529 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 12:25 pm to
Crazy story man. Just crazy.
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
8703 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 12:42 pm to
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I was really impressed. What’s the best contribution I can make to the Signa Nu fraternity?


A case of whippets?

Or, if more traditional...

I was really impressed. What’s the best contribution I can make to the Signa Nu fraternity?

How much do you want to spend? Obviously besides drinking they eat. And lots of food.

You can get a good pellet grill around $800 or so like a Camp Chef or Traeger Pro.

A good griddle (Blackstone 36" Outdoor Flat Top Gas Griddle Station for example) for $500 or so.

Custom cornhole set? With house branding?
This post was edited on 9/23/25 at 9:39 am
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 2:46 pm to
Condoms for all the butt sex that goes on in frat houses
Posted by White Bear
OPINIONS & A-HOLES
Member since Jul 2014
17272 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 3:16 pm to
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What’s the best contribution I can make to the Signa Nu fraternity?
A US-Made LBTGQT+ pride flag?
Posted by In The Know
City of St George, La
Member since Jan 2005
6373 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 3:28 pm to
Sigma Nu Kids in the Block
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72996 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 5:51 pm to
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Greenfield Quarles would be proud
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
10983 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 6:49 pm to
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Sigma Nu

I hear those boys are big on milk and cookies.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60468 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 7:32 pm to
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52503 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 7:47 pm to
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I used to just slip 1000 cash to the social chairman with a witness to buy some booze or up the band

He split that, $500 each with the witness.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16776 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 8:59 pm to
I think another solid idea would be to buy an old vending machine and install it at the house.

Fill it with rubbers, plan b and penicillin. Charge 1 penny per item.
Posted by GeauxGutsy
Member since Jul 2017
5888 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:03 pm to
Milk/Cookies
Posted by selfgen
youngsville
Member since Aug 2006
1165 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:15 pm to
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So your son's not a strong enough person to meet and make his own friends, you have to purchase them?


I just wanted to post it then read the hilarious responses.
This wasn’t one of them.
Posted by hedgehog
Prairieville
Member since Oct 2006
2479 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:49 pm to
I am a Phi Chapter alumni. The early to mid 90s was my time.

New pool table or just new sticks and balls

Foosball table

Poker table, chips and cards

Money for the strippers after formal pledging
This post was edited on 9/22/25 at 9:57 pm
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