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I used to enjoy looking at my wife’s swimsuit catalogs

Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:33 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:33 pm
My wife (40, 5’8”, 132) gets various swimsuit catalogs in the mail almost daily this time of year.

Not so long ago I enjoyed a quick flipthrough to get the juices flowing. However, now the catalogs are a parade of tatted up old ladies, fatties, and prosthetic limbs.

How did woke culture beat out hot chicks?
Pussy is no longer undefeated.
This post was edited on 6/15/21 at 3:33 pm
Posted by TigerSaint1
Member since Apr 2014
1479 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:35 pm to
They’re just trying to tailor the magazine to your wife.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:37 pm to
She’s not fat, fat & black, or missing any limbs.

You’d think they would at least load them up with milfs.
This post was edited on 6/14/21 at 11:39 pm
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
8071 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:39 pm to
This saddens me.

As a young lad who only had the lingerie/bra section of the Sears catalog to ogle, the recent downfall of swimsuit and lingerie catalogs is a shame.

I feel your pain.
Posted by Hammond Tiger Fan
Hammond
Member since Oct 2007
16405 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:39 pm to
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My wife (40, 5’8”, 132)


quote:

I enjoyed a quick flipthrough to get the juices flowing


So, your wife can't get your juices flowing? According to what you posted about her measurements, she's not fat so she must be hideous and hard to look at or she's just one of those nagging types that's constantly getting on your nerves. So, which is it?
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:41 pm to
He’s been looking at the same tits for probably 15 years or more, gay boi.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

So, your wife can't get your juices flowing?


Sure she can, but I also like to window shop.
We’ve been together 16 years.

It also might surprise you to know that enjoy sneaking peeks at college girls during football games.
This post was edited on 6/14/21 at 11:43 pm
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12296 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:42 pm to
You don’t want your wife in the latest swimsuit fashion? You Xenophobe!



This post was edited on 6/14/21 at 11:43 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28455 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:42 pm to
Going with a family photo album these days instead?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37303 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

How did woke culture beat out hit chicks?

Because leftism is inherently sexless, angry, bitter and self-deprecating. It’s the antithesis of happy and healthy.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6020 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:42 pm to
There are 40 trillion pron videos and photos online.

Sometimes I edit them into blurry lines for a nostalgia jerk.

Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9256 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

According to what you posted about her measurements, she's not fat so she must be hideous and hard to look at or she's just one of those nagging types that's constantly getting on your nerves. So, which is it?

Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:44 pm to
Ohhh…an old fashioned.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32607 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:48 pm to
Once the magazines figured out how to photoshop out their bush on the see-thru bikinis, I lost interest.

Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31231 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 11:52 pm to
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prosthetic limbs.



Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10665 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 12:51 am to
I went to Victoria’s Secret today and the large picture of the “model” in the window had a huge fat stomach roll and was clearly obese. As a woman, I was embarrassed for her and the store to advertise something so unhealthy and unsexy.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11566 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 12:54 am to
The average American adult woman is like 5’4” - 170lbs. Basically a barrel shape with chronic health disorders.

If you’re trying to sell these people things, it is probably best you represent their class for illustrative purposes.
Posted by dclt145
Member since Jan 2021
746 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 12:58 am to
quote:

I went to Victoria’s Secret today and the large picture of the “model” in the window had a huge fat stomach roll and was clearly obese. As a woman, I was embarrassed for her and the store to advertise something so unhealthy and unsexy.



Just went to Victoria's Secret website and on the home page the first thing you see is an overweight girl in her bra and panties.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58069 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 1:03 am to
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overweight girl in her bra and panties.


If you think she’s overweight don’t go to the swim section
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21167 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 1:53 am to
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She’s not fat, fat & black, or missing any limbs.


Discriminatory
Racist
Where do I begin


Since you’re downing women for their looks what’s your height and weight.


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