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re: I think our housekeeper is using Mrs. Allen’s vibrator
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:47 pm to Paul Allen
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:47 pm to Paul Allen
She too intimidated to use yours?
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Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:47 pm to Paul Allen
Well, you obviously aren't banging the wife right so I doubt suggesting that you bang the housekeeper will work out either. Get a cat maybe?
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:47 pm to Paul Allen
Icy Hot is the only answer that seems fitting.
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:48 pm to Paul Allen
DNA
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Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:50 pm to LegendInMyMind
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I hope the housekeeper at least wore her mask.
Old girl says she is clean...
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:51 pm to Paul Allen
I have a similar problem. Except instead of our housekeeper, it’s our kids and their friends. And instead of a vibrator, it’s all of the damn food in the house.
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:52 pm to Paul Allen
Your wife is fricking the Guatemalan housekeeper?
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:53 pm to tigergirl10
God not only do you probably weigh 300 lbs, but I bet you are also terrible in bed
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:54 pm to Paul Allen
Your only solution is to have a threesome, Paul.
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:54 pm to Paul Allen
Can you taste the difference?
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:56 pm to Chief Hinge
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I have a similar problem. Except instead of our housekeeper, it’s our kids and their friends. And instead of a vibrator, it’s all of the damn food in the house.
This was a real rollercoaster of a comment.
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:56 pm to Paul Allen
Pull an Arnold and frick her.
Posted on 12/27/20 at 10:03 pm to stout
Posted on 12/27/20 at 10:06 pm to Paul Allen
Figures she'd need one tiny boy
Posted on 12/27/20 at 10:10 pm to Otto Scorzany
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Does this vibrator have a retractable cord like on a iron?
It may if it is this woman’s one on The Newlywed Game.
Newlywed Game Funny Answers Go to 6:11 - The electricity in our house flows from the plug to the blank.
This post was edited on 12/27/20 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 12/27/20 at 10:14 pm to stout
Posted on 12/27/20 at 10:17 pm to tigergirl10
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Why is your wife using a vibrator when she has you?
I only have one dick. She has more than one hole.
Posted on 12/27/20 at 10:23 pm to Paul Allen
Post some pics so I can see how I feel about this
Posted on 12/27/20 at 10:26 pm to Paul Allen
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I think our housekeeper is using Mrs. Allen’s vibrator
Wow
Posted on 12/27/20 at 10:32 pm to tigergirl10
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Why is your wife using a vibrator when she has you?
I think you just answered your own question.
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