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I think our housekeeper is using Mrs. Allen’s vibrator

Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75215 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:39 pm


Should’ve gotten her a new one for Christmas but I totally forgot.

I mean, it’s not everyday that you are faced with this dilemma.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54234 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:40 pm to
Call your lawyer.


And I hope the housekeeper at least wore her mask.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:41 pm to
what
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8812 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:41 pm to
are you getting upset because TulaneLSU and LSUCoyote are/is the talk of the town? assuming that they aren't the same person.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155639 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:41 pm to
Oh no Paul! Please tell me its not Blanca, the Guatemalen chambermaid I recommended
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63329 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:41 pm to
Taste and see.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10311 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Mrs. Allen’s vibrator
Why is your wife using a vibrator when she has you?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:41 pm to
I don’t even want to know how this discovery was made..
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:41 pm to
Hope she washed your arse juices off first.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124251 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:41 pm to


If 2020 was a dildo
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:41 pm to
Does this vibrator have a retractable cord like on a iron?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167272 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:42 pm to
You have the worst schtick in the history of this site
Posted by hollowpoint
Texas
Member since Sep 2019
1039 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:42 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/18/21 at 8:46 pm
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8314 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:42 pm to
Pics motherfricker..., pics.
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

are you getting upset because TulaneLSU and LSUCoyote are/is the talk of the town? assuming that they aren't the same person.


OMG this!!!!
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75215 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:44 pm to
Oh, S! I fear that it is Blanca! What am I to do when I’m heading to Lake Winnepesaukee tomorrow morning?
Posted by Stlsport
Shreveport
Member since Oct 2007
1014 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

think our housekeeper is using Mrs. Allen’s vibrator


You misspelled Mr.?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167272 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

S



Second worst schtick on this site
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3446 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:45 pm to
Put capsaicin on it and set up a secret camera.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54234 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

Oh, S! I fear that it is Blanca! What am I to do when I’m heading to Lake Winnepesaukee tomorrow morning?

Whatever you decide, just stay the hell away from an iron, you pussy.
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