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re: I think I need an affair to save my marriage
Posted on 2/21/23 at 11:51 am to thelawnwranglers
Posted on 2/21/23 at 11:51 am to thelawnwranglers
quote:
I am thinking you need to hire PI
The signs are there.
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Posted on 2/21/23 at 11:56 am to DarthRebel
If you hire the right lawyer, she won't be holding the money bags if she was the one who cheated.
source - am lawyer
source - am lawyer
Posted on 2/21/23 at 11:58 am to WhereIsMyBestLife
Folks always want what they can’t have
Almost every person I know that gave up on a marriage are a shell of themselves
Almost every person I know that gave up on a marriage are a shell of themselves
Posted on 2/21/23 at 11:58 am to Spaceman Spiff
quote:
Is she with half?
I sense experience. Tell us, Darth.
Thankfully not first hand experience. Just some sage advice I got from a wise old tank commander a long time ago that has stuck with me through the years.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 11:58 am to Nole Man
quote:
Maybe try a Jamaican Vacation in Negril, Jamaica? Hedonism II
Posted on 2/21/23 at 12:04 pm to plaric
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Also, how is you fricking someone else going to fix your wife not wanting to frick you?
What are you, a moron? He needs to get laid. He loves his wife, and can stay married, but he needs a piece of arse.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 12:09 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
Thankfully not first hand experience. Just some sage advice I got from a wise old tank commander a long time ago that has stuck with me through the years.
Well, damn. Was hoping for a good story
Seems the wise old ones have the best advice/stories. Had an old chief give me all kinds of advice that stuck.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 12:14 pm to WhereIsMyBestLife
Just sleep with a gay guy, it’s not cheating.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 12:16 pm to WhereIsMyBestLife
Don’t cheat. As others have said, if your kids find out you lose their respect forever.
Sounds like y’all are probably mid thirties. This isn’t uncommon. Keeping up with kids, house, and job are wearing on her. Couple that with the fact that y’all’s lives have probably become very routine and formulaic. My wife went thru a similar phase around that time. Good news is when she hit forty, it was like someone flipped a switch. For the past 10 years our sex life has been better than ever. Even better than when we were first dating. Obviously neither look as good as back then but the comfort level with each other leads to increased willingness to do more now than then.
Sounds like y’all are probably mid thirties. This isn’t uncommon. Keeping up with kids, house, and job are wearing on her. Couple that with the fact that y’all’s lives have probably become very routine and formulaic. My wife went thru a similar phase around that time. Good news is when she hit forty, it was like someone flipped a switch. For the past 10 years our sex life has been better than ever. Even better than when we were first dating. Obviously neither look as good as back then but the comfort level with each other leads to increased willingness to do more now than then.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 12:31 pm to WhereIsMyBestLife
Brutal honesty:
A well-concealed affair is ethically superior to divorcing your wife.
No one wants to frick a 36-year-old man who says "hella" unless they have no other options.
The beard oil / Funko Pop crowd will disagree on both points, and they're wrong.
A well-concealed affair is ethically superior to divorcing your wife.
No one wants to frick a 36-year-old man who says "hella" unless they have no other options.
The beard oil / Funko Pop crowd will disagree on both points, and they're wrong.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 12:38 pm to WhereIsMyBestLife
quote:You gotta go for it, what's the worst that can happen!!!
An opportunity has presented itself. A couple I know just divorced. The wife made a pass at me a few years ago. At the time I played dumb. But since then rumors have swirled that she is a freak and they were members of the pineapple gang (makes sense looking back). Now she says she is job hunting in another city so she won't be around long. I think if I am clear upfront that this will just be a sex transaction that it won't deter her from leaving and I will be in the clear, itch scratched and I can release the resentment so harbored and be a better member of my family.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 12:53 pm to WhereIsMyBestLife
What sort of logic did you use to come up with the idea that an affair will save your marriage?
Posted on 2/21/23 at 3:33 pm to madamsquirrel
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does she want the romance of the past?
Date nights with hotel sex?
Pop in after running errands on Saturday morning with a bouquet of flowers?
Gift her a spa day to feel put together (therefore more sexy)?
Buy her a new dress and shoes?
Compliment new hair styles?
Watch a rom com?
Or maybe she just means you were about that foreplay early on and now not so much?
That sounds like a lot of work.
Posted on 2/21/23 at 8:06 pm to Spaceman Spiff
The advice in here is horrid. All you have to do is hire some model looking escort/model to flirt with you in public (while wife is present). Set it up, pay, and play dumb. It'll make your wife insecure and she'll pounce on you sexually immediately. Just say you can't help that a lot of women find you attractive
Posted on 2/21/23 at 9:10 pm to WhereIsMyBestLife
OP-Three big arse rivers or 3 states over.
Signed,
My Ex Wife Got Half My Everything & Then Some
Signed,
My Ex Wife Got Half My Everything & Then Some
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