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I think I have an argument against masks
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:29 pm
When you fart, you can still smell it through the masks. This must mean that the masks are not filtering out the poop particles that make the farts stink. If they’re not even capable of filtering out those particles, then they’re definitely not capable of filtering out the saliva and mucus particles that carry SARS-COV-2.
Maybe I should inform WHO and the CDC of this interesting observation

Maybe I should inform WHO and the CDC of this interesting observation
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 11:33 pm
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:31 pm to cbree88
Better yet, just let naked dudes blow farts into your face
That’s what your logic seems to imply you’d be okay with
That’s what your logic seems to imply you’d be okay with
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:32 pm to cbree88
Better yet, if you hate power hungry Karens being mask nazis at the local supermarket then lets make a movement to end mandatory mask wearing.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:33 pm to cbree88
I fart in your general direction!
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:33 pm to NawlinsTiger9
quote:
Better yet, just let naked dudes blow farts into your face
I need bout twinny dollas and y'all can do it in the parking lot of the Sonic on Jefferson Street (name pending)
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:36 pm to cbree88
The masks cut down on you potentially spreading the virus R-Tard
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:38 pm to dawgfan24348
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The masks cut down on you potentially spreading the virus R-Tard
shite is that coming in the fall?
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:50 pm to cbree88
Your fart particles are bigger than saliva? Might want to get checked...
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:51 pm to Buryl
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Your fart particles are bigger than saliva? Might want to get checked...
Do farts have lumps?
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:58 pm to cbree88
The smell of a fart is mostly methane and hydrogen sulfide molecules, and even the tiniest of water droplets that carry virus particles are more than 10,000 times larger in diameter.
Posted on 7/16/20 at 12:01 am to Korkstand
What’s it mean when your gigantic toots smell like butts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 12:25 am to cbree88
Question: Is your halitosis still discernible to masked individuals around you?
Posted on 7/16/20 at 12:29 am to cbree88
When someone farts I throw up my T-shirt and that usually works.
Also it’s the gas that smells.
Also it’s the gas that smells.
This post was edited on 7/16/20 at 12:32 am
Posted on 7/16/20 at 1:39 am to SammyTiger
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When someone farts I throw up my T-shirt and that usually works.
I put my thumb to my forehead. Therefore signifying that I was not the farter. However if someone claims "he who smelt it dealt it" all bets are off.
This post was edited on 7/16/20 at 1:40 am
Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:11 am to cbree88
Test your theory about sniffing farts and get back to us with effective distance. Start real close then move arse from the arse an inch at the time
I believe the best arguments lie in the Constitution and the facts of this “pandemic”.
I believe the best arguments lie in the Constitution and the facts of this “pandemic”.
Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:40 am to HempHead
quote:”No”
Do farts have lumps?
“Then I *definitely* shite my pants”
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