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I think I have an argument against masks

Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:29 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10895 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:29 pm
When you fart, you can still smell it through the masks. This must mean that the masks are not filtering out the poop particles that make the farts stink. If they’re not even capable of filtering out those particles, then they’re definitely not capable of filtering out the saliva and mucus particles that carry SARS-COV-2.

Maybe I should inform WHO and the CDC of this interesting observation

This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 11:33 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135060 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:30 pm to
Real original uncle stu
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40531 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:31 pm to
Better yet, just let naked dudes blow farts into your face

That’s what your logic seems to imply you’d be okay with
Posted by jcolding41
Member since Sep 2015
5926 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:32 pm to
Better yet, if you hate power hungry Karens being mask nazis at the local supermarket then lets make a movement to end mandatory mask wearing.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12648 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:33 pm to
I fart in your general direction!
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56776 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

Better yet, just let naked dudes blow farts into your face



I need bout twinny dollas and y'all can do it in the parking lot of the Sonic on Jefferson Street (name pending)
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40531 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:35 pm to
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:36 pm to
The masks cut down on you potentially spreading the virus R-Tard
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56776 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

The masks cut down on you potentially spreading the virus R-Tard



shite is that coming in the fall?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52928 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:46 pm to
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:47 pm to
OP is patient zero
Posted by Buryl
Member since Sep 2016
1059 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:50 pm to
Your fart particles are bigger than saliva? Might want to get checked...
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56776 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

Your fart particles are bigger than saliva? Might want to get checked...



Do farts have lumps?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:58 pm to
The smell of a fart is mostly methane and hydrogen sulfide molecules, and even the tiniest of water droplets that carry virus particles are more than 10,000 times larger in diameter.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52928 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 12:01 am to
What’s it mean when your gigantic toots smell like butts
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18921 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 12:25 am to
Question: Is your halitosis still discernible to masked individuals around you?
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79868 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 12:29 am to
When someone farts I throw up my T-shirt and that usually works.

Also it’s the gas that smells.


This post was edited on 7/16/20 at 12:32 am
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37017 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 1:39 am to
quote:

When someone farts I throw up my T-shirt and that usually works.


I put my thumb to my forehead. Therefore signifying that I was not the farter. However if someone claims "he who smelt it dealt it" all bets are off.
This post was edited on 7/16/20 at 1:40 am
Posted by tiger7166
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2717 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:11 am to
Test your theory about sniffing farts and get back to us with effective distance. Start real close then move arse from the arse an inch at the time



I believe the best arguments lie in the Constitution and the facts of this “pandemic”.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 7/16/20 at 6:40 am to
quote:

Do farts have lumps?
”No”

“Then I *definitely* shite my pants”
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