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Mud_Till_May
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I think I found the meaning to life
I was out walking my dog this morning at 3:30 am. The street lights illuminated the gravel in the asphalt. It looked like the streets were paved with diamomds. It was quiet, with no traffic and warm. The stars decorated the night sky.

As Im walking, I get this sense of euphoria, it felt like the world was racing underneath my feet with every step.

It didnt take me long to realize what I had found. Pure Joy. Then I started to think, maybe, just maybe.. I had everything I ever needed just at that moment.

God gave me two legs and a the whole earth to tread. Thats all we need, not money. If we needed money we would have been given it at birth.

All you need is your brain, health, and a path. God will provide the rest.


I GOT THAT POWER
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This post was edited on 8/7 at 3:53 pm


hottub
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
Sounds like you found some good acid.


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When I walk, I actually talk to God and ask him for things. I said, lets do this God. Im ready to go. Make me great. Give me the power. Grant me with wisdom. I want to fly! Give me the strength. Whatever it is, lets go. Im ready.


Sounds like you found some good PCP.
This post was edited on 8/7 at 3:17 pm


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Splackavellie
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
Flooring business slow today?


Gray12
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
Did your local Catholic Church run out of little boys?


SG_Geaux
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
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uforia




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GreatLakesTiger24
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
If god was real, he would send you to hell for this-
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I get this sense of uforia,


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DirtyDawg
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
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I get this sense of uforia



Is that a new frozen yogurt place or something?


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btnetigers
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Saskwatch
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
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God gave me two legs and a the whole earth to tread. Thats all we need, not money. If we needed money we would have been given it at birth.


You need to become the official preacher to the bums so they quit asking me for money and trashing up all street corners.


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Mud_Till_May
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
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Flooring business slow today?





Work is an inconvenience to life.


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Brosef Stalin
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
God needs to provide me with some money then


TH03
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
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God gave me two legs and a the whole earth to tread


Way to rub it in to OweO.


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soccerfüt
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
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I get this sense of uforia
Did you mean “scent of chloroform”?


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Jim Rockford
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
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uforia


You got probed and they implanted a false memory


Cosmo
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
Why are you walking in the street?

I hate people that do that. Here in America we have sidewalks


LSUEnvy
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
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uforia


Wake n bake??


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jimbeam
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
Good drugs you were buying huh?


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madmaxvol
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
I saw this title:
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I think I found the meaning to life


and was expecting to see a pron bomb when I opened it. I am highly disappointed.


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Nawlens Gator
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re: I think I found the meaning to life

Purple Haze Around Your Brain Again? That stuff is not good for you.



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Mud_Till_May
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re: I think I found the meaning to life
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Why are you walking in the street?

I hate people that do that. Here in America we have sidewalks


The middle of the street has a crown. When you walk on it, thats the highest place you can be at all times. Its also like walking on a railroad track, it helps with balance.


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