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I think I found the meaning to life
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:04 pm
I was out walking my dog this morning at 3:30 am. The street lights illuminated the gravel in the asphalt. It looked like the streets were paved with diamomds. It was quiet, with no traffic and warm. The stars decorated the night sky.
As Im walking, I get this sense of euphoria, it felt like the world was racing underneath my feet with every step.
It didnt take me long to realize what I had found. Pure Joy. Then I started to think, maybe, just maybe.. I had everything I ever needed just at that moment.
God gave me two legs and a the whole earth to tread. Thats all we need, not money. If we needed money we would have been given it at birth.
All you need is your brain, health, and a path. God will provide the rest.
I GOT THAT POWER
As Im walking, I get this sense of euphoria, it felt like the world was racing underneath my feet with every step.
It didnt take me long to realize what I had found. Pure Joy. Then I started to think, maybe, just maybe.. I had everything I ever needed just at that moment.
God gave me two legs and a the whole earth to tread. Thats all we need, not money. If we needed money we would have been given it at birth.
All you need is your brain, health, and a path. God will provide the rest.
I GOT THAT POWER
This post was edited on 8/7/19 at 3:53 pm
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Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:04 pm to Mud_Till_May
Sounds like you found some good acid.
ETA:
Sounds like you found some good PCP.
ETA:
quote:
When I walk, I actually talk to God and ask him for things. I said, lets do this God. Im ready to go. Make me great. Give me the power. Grant me with wisdom. I want to fly! Give me the strength. Whatever it is, lets go. Im ready.
Sounds like you found some good PCP.
This post was edited on 8/7/19 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:05 pm to Mud_Till_May
Flooring business slow today?
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:05 pm to Mud_Till_May
Did your local Catholic Church run out of little boys?
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:05 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
uforia
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:06 pm to Mud_Till_May
If god was real, he would send you to hell for this-
quote:
I get this sense of uforia,
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:06 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
I get this sense of uforia
Is that a new frozen yogurt place or something?
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:06 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:06 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
God gave me two legs and a the whole earth to tread. Thats all we need, not money. If we needed money we would have been given it at birth.
You need to become the official preacher to the bums so they quit asking me for money and trashing up all street corners.
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:06 pm to Splackavellie
quote:
Flooring business slow today?
Work is an inconvenience to life.
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:06 pm to Mud_Till_May
God needs to provide me with some money then
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:06 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
God gave me two legs and a the whole earth to tread
Way to rub it in to OweO.
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:Did you mean “scent of chloroform”?
I get this sense of uforia
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
uforia
You got probed and they implanted a false memory
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
Why are you walking in the street?
I hate people that do that. Here in America we have sidewalks
I hate people that do that. Here in America we have sidewalks
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
uforia
Wake n bake??
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
Good drugs you were buying huh?
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:08 pm to Mud_Till_May
I saw this title:
and was expecting to see a pron bomb when I opened it. I am highly disappointed.
quote:
I think I found the meaning to life
and was expecting to see a pron bomb when I opened it. I am highly disappointed.
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:09 pm to Brosef Stalin
Purple Haze Around Your Brain Again? That stuff is not good for you.
Posted on 8/7/19 at 3:09 pm to Cosmo
quote:
Why are you walking in the street?
I hate people that do that. Here in America we have sidewalks
The middle of the street has a crown. When you walk on it, thats the highest place you can be at all times. Its also like walking on a railroad track, it helps with balance.
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