I should start a school in Baton Rouge. Public schools are so bad.

I bet I could get $20K a year from a bunch of morons. We'd be a secular school committed to providing rigorous preparatory higher education curriculum. I'll allow your kids to have a religious track and attend a mass every week for an extra $1500 a year.

We'll be filled with all your privileged drug head kids that make 34s on their ACTs and major in basket weaving and feminist period thought.

It'll be semi exclusive. You'll pay for the privilege to even apply.

Hire all the best teachers. Tell them pensions are for losers. Here is a 10% 401k matching funds like the rest of the world. Give raises every year based on performance.

Executive education seems like it could be profitable.