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I loved my life as a trophy wife until I realized what I was giving up....
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:14 am
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:14 am
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It was a joke. The kind of joke that's actually true, but you laugh about it in the hopes of deflecting that truth. A thing you bring up first, before anyone else can. "Haha, she's my trophy wife! Aren't we funny!"
I was in my early 20s when we met; he was already over 40, 17 years older than me. And 17 gazillion times wealthier. He had a nice house and a lucrative business partnership and a 401(k) and an Audi. I had student loans and a toaster oven and two cats.
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I think she's playing a little fast and loose with the term "Trophy Wife":
Maybe?
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Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:14 am to cwill
booby prize counts as a trophy?
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:15 am to cwill
He's definitely doing it wrong 
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:15 am to cwill
I was expecting some blonde insta hoe trophy wife.
She must be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose because there's not a lot of good explanations for that.
She must be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose because there's not a lot of good explanations for that.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:16 am to cwill
Ewww. He should have went deeper in debt. If he would have bought a big ol boat he would've upgraded from a 4 to a 7
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:16 am to cwill
Let’s see a photo of her in her 20s.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:16 am to cwill
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:16 am to fallguy_1978
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:16 am to cwill
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:16 am to cwill
Participation trophy wife
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:17 am to cwill
"Trophy" wife? What trophy - Participation Trophy?
ETA: Dang it, Tiger beat me to it by seconds
ETA: Dang it, Tiger beat me to it by seconds
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 10:18 am
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:17 am to cwill
Right. So she used him in her 20s because she was broke. Now she gets half his money in a divorce and he's in late 50s, so she gets to go "find herself".
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:17 am to cwill
quote:
"You're going to miss your 30s if you marry him," my therapist warned me. "You're going to start being his age, hanging out with his friends, living his life."
When even your therapist is like, you’re gonna have a shitty marriage, you should probably listen.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:18 am to BluegrassBelle
My trophy girlfriends have been way hotter.
And way cheaper.
And way cheaper.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:19 am to cwill
Is that a pentagram around her neck?
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:20 am to cwill
"It obviously wasn't first place."
Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:20 am to Fun Bunch
quote:
She must be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose because there's not a lot of good explanations for that.
Plot twist: he actually married her for love.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:20 am to cwill
Nice pentagram necklace. She definitely got the the better deal out of the situation.
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 10:21 am
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:21 am to Brummy
I was about to ask the same question.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:21 am to cwill
Participation trophy
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