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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:42 am to Ssubba
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:45 am to Langland
His name was Samuel Benge
I was just joking people
it was the slowest guy at the time that link was posted 
I was just joking people


This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:47 am to jimbeam
If so, his time was 39:48.8.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:49 am to Langland
Damn, that's a pretty winnable race right there. I'm tired of getting my arse kicked in NWA; might need to branch out more. 

Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:49 am to BurtReynoldsMustache
I thought the same. It IS 100 degrees though.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:51 am to Ssubba
Under 40 mins. Honestly, that’s impressive having never ran anything before.
Dudes bib was 240 and he finished in 240th place.
I would tell the girl that you don’t run 5k’s for time anymore, but to get as close to finishing your bib number in overall place! Can’t do any better!
Paid $40 for the race, finished in 40 mins. He was one of the top value finishers at $1 per min. Imagine, your girl only got $.75 per min
Dudes bib was 240 and he finished in 240th place.
I would tell the girl that you don’t run 5k’s for time anymore, but to get as close to finishing your bib number in overall place! Can’t do any better!
Paid $40 for the race, finished in 40 mins. He was one of the top value finishers at $1 per min. Imagine, your girl only got $.75 per min
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 9:22 am
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:52 am to Vegetative State
quote:
I have to self motivate myself.
That’s called motibation.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:55 am to G The Tiger Fan
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If so, his time was 39:48.8.

Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:56 am to IT_Dawg
quote:That is darn impressive.
Dudes bib was 240 and he finished in 240th place.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:03 am to Athos
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She’s already going to pound town on the side of the road against a tree with Captain Beefcake from the fire department.
Talk about draining a Firehose...
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:06 am to Salmon
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Salmon
Skimming back through this thread...you had some pretty bad takes in here. Haha
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:19 am to Langland
Out hero didn't make his time but I predict the girl thought it was cute/adorable that he tried. She followed the ambulance and they're having a good laugh about it in the ER right now.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:24 am to Jim Rockford
Certainly it wasn't 39 minutes.
That involves some serious walking.
Further, what was the girlfriends time?
That involves some serious walking.
Further, what was the girlfriends time?
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:24 am to Jim Rockford
35 mins after he finished and still no update.....hopefully he getting a quickie in the car
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:26 am to East Coast Band
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Certainly it wasn't 39 minutes. That involves some serious walking
Dudes never ran anything before. He probably “ran” for less than a mile combined. Hey, he stuck with it and finished
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:33 am to East Coast Band
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Certainly it wasn't 39 minutes.
That involves some serious walking.
Looks like he jogged the first mile and walked the rest.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:34 am to Vegetative State
Are we sure that is OP?
If so....yeesh.
If so....yeesh.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:36 am to Salmon
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Are we sure that is OP?
If so....yeesh.
Someone said his bib was 240. I don't see any evidence of that in this thread unless he deleted it.
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