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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:33 am to
Posted by 225bred
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:33 am to
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:42 am to
Is this the race results?

LINK
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:45 am to
His name was Samuel Benge

I was just joking people it was the slowest guy at the time that link was posted
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 12:34 pm
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:47 am to
If so, his time was 39:48.8.
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:49 am to
Damn, that's a pretty winnable race right there. I'm tired of getting my arse kicked in NWA; might need to branch out more.
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:49 am to
I thought the same. It IS 100 degrees though.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:51 am to
Under 40 mins. Honestly, that’s impressive having never ran anything before.


Dudes bib was 240 and he finished in 240th place.

I would tell the girl that you don’t run 5k’s for time anymore, but to get as close to finishing your bib number in overall place! Can’t do any better!


Paid $40 for the race, finished in 40 mins. He was one of the top value finishers at $1 per min. Imagine, your girl only got $.75 per min
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 9:22 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:52 am to
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I have to self motivate myself.


That’s called motibation.
Posted by InwardJim
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:55 am to
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If so, his time was 39:48.8.


Posted by G The Tiger Fan
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:56 am to
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Dudes bib was 240 and he finished in 240th place.
That is darn impressive.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:03 am to
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She’s already going to pound town on the side of the road against a tree with Captain Beefcake from the fire department.


Talk about draining a Firehose...
Posted by GetCocky11
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:06 am to
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Salmon


Skimming back through this thread...you had some pretty bad takes in here. Haha
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:07 am to
...like?
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:19 am to
Out hero didn't make his time but I predict the girl thought it was cute/adorable that he tried. She followed the ambulance and they're having a good laugh about it in the ER right now.
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:24 am to
Certainly it wasn't 39 minutes.
That involves some serious walking.
Further, what was the girlfriends time?
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:24 am to
35 mins after he finished and still no update.....hopefully he getting a quickie in the car
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:26 am to
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Certainly it wasn't 39 minutes. That involves some serious walking


Dudes never ran anything before. He probably “ran” for less than a mile combined. Hey, he stuck with it and finished
Posted by Vegetative State
Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:33 am to
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Certainly it wasn't 39 minutes.
That involves some serious walking.


Looks like he jogged the first mile and walked the rest.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:34 am to
Are we sure that is OP?

If so....yeesh.
Posted by Vegetative State
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:36 am to
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Are we sure that is OP?

If so....yeesh.





Someone said his bib was 240. I don't see any evidence of that in this thread unless he deleted it.
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