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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:38 pm to Ssubba
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:38 pm to Ssubba
Change the socks out if you don't want her to be completely turned off by your 1992 fashion sense.
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Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:42 pm to Ssubba
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Ssubba
Son of a bitch. You're lucky I have to work in the morning. I live 2.5 miles from Sloss. I definitely would have signed up to watch this shite.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:52 pm to GetCocky11
Should my bib go on my shirt or shorts?
Bed time.
Bed time.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:55 pm to JohnDoe00
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If she runs it in 31 shes probably wide enough to draft off of. Tail her the first 2 miles then burn it down for the remainder of the race.
i lol'd hard at this
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:55 pm to Ssubba
Bottom of shorts. You’re gonna want to use shirt to wipe sweat out of eyes unless you wear a headband.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:58 pm to bah humbug
Belly area of shirt- If you’ve never run
before, and we know this to be true, the number on your shorts is gonna bother the hell outta you.
before, and we know this to be true, the number on your shorts is gonna bother the hell outta you.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 10:00 pm to Ssubba
Shirt.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 10:29 pm to Ssubba
So lying was your first choice? Hmm
Posted on 8/17/19 at 3:56 am to Vegetative State
Well, bro...
since you asked, I haven't really run very many 5Ks.
Most of my timed runs were just 3 miles (Marine Corps PFT runs.)
Perhaps that last tenth of a mile is incredibly tough?
I didn't bother to count how many 3 mile runs I did, but only once over the course of 3 enlistments did I record a time greater than 24 minutes.
Several of my runs were under 19 minutes but I could never get that perfect score - 100 points for 18:00 or less.
The one run over 24 minutes was due to a slight injury that I did not go to medical for and thus did not have an light duty chit to avoid the PFT.
Regardless of my past running history, if I trained 4 days a week for 2 months to run a fricking 5K, I would damn sure be able to finish it in under 26 minutes!
since you asked, I haven't really run very many 5Ks.
Most of my timed runs were just 3 miles (Marine Corps PFT runs.)
Perhaps that last tenth of a mile is incredibly tough?
I didn't bother to count how many 3 mile runs I did, but only once over the course of 3 enlistments did I record a time greater than 24 minutes.
Several of my runs were under 19 minutes but I could never get that perfect score - 100 points for 18:00 or less.
The one run over 24 minutes was due to a slight injury that I did not go to medical for and thus did not have an light duty chit to avoid the PFT.
Regardless of my past running history, if I trained 4 days a week for 2 months to run a fricking 5K, I would damn sure be able to finish it in under 26 minutes!
Posted on 8/17/19 at 3:58 am to Ssubba
Ssubba, you've got this!
Mind your pace for the first 2 miles, then stride it out the last mile.
Make sure you keep breathing fully and don't start taking short gasping breaths!
Mind your pace for the first 2 miles, then stride it out the last mile.
Make sure you keep breathing fully and don't start taking short gasping breaths!
Posted on 8/17/19 at 4:18 am to WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
Must keep at the top of the front page.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 4:46 am to NawlinsTiger9
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NawlinsTiger9
Anxiously awaiting this update
Posted on 8/17/19 at 4:56 am to im4LSU
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Anxiously awaiting this update
OP should be up by now, carb loading.
Rookie mistake.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 5:07 am to im4LSU
He'd best not be drinking a bunch of coffee.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 5:17 am to Ssubba
Just run as fast as you can in the beginning, that way you can get a head start and relax the rest of the race.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:43 am to GetCocky11
quote:My money is on DNF.
I'm estimating 33:30 for your time.
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 6:44 am
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:45 am to G The Tiger Fan
He’s got this. My man Ssuba gonna pull it off!
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:51 am to N2cars
OP in a few hours
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:56 am to Cdawg
It helps to smoke or vape a little cannabis beforehand. It takes the edge off and you can get into a mental zone allowing you to finish in desired time. Also, you might even spit some game at the lady friend.
Keep the eye on the prize. Aim small, miss small.
Keep the eye on the prize. Aim small, miss small.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:06 am to WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 7:08 am
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