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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7166 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

Why are there white strips on your t-shirt? I've not seen that before.


Bandaids for my nipples.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34965 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:19 pm to
Don't wear those socks.

Blisters are better.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7166 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:20 pm to
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You didn’t get the shorts with built in underwear?


I'm not going to whitewater.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:20 pm to
Make sure to carb load right before the race. I saw that advice on The Office.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85143 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:20 pm to
those socks
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
110657 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:20 pm to
No elbow or knee pads for when you collapse at the 2.5K mark?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65915 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:21 pm to
FTR:
Birmingham weather forecast for tomorrow:

8 AM: 80 degrees, 75% humidity
9 AM: 86 degrees, 70% humidity

on it's way to a forecast high of 100 degrees
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7166 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:22 pm to
One last question for the runners, would it be wise to time myself with my phone during the race? Or would it be better to pick up a cheap stopwatch in the morning? Want to make sure I stay on pace. Let me be clear, I'm shooting for the sub 29. If I die sometime around 8:20 tomorrow, so be it.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34965 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:22 pm to


You might get lucky after, baw.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49120 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:22 pm to
Is this even guaranteed pussy if you succeed?
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
2950 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:23 pm to
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Bandaids for my nipples


Baw, you’re going to be running slower than molasses so I don’t think your nipples are in any danger of getting chafed.

Best of luck, I hope you achieve your goal time.
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 8:24 pm
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5796 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:24 pm to
The humidity will go down to around 40% as the temp rises close to 100. So there's that.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65915 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:24 pm to
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Bandaids for my nipples.

If you're really worried about this, go now to your nearest drugstore and pick up this:
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
85143 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:25 pm to
Do you have somewhere to put your phone other than your shorts pocket? Or do you plan on carrying it?

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49120 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

8 AM: 80 degrees, 75% humidity 
9 AM: 86 degrees, 70% humidity 

on it's way to a forecast high of 100 degrees?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85143 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:26 pm to
Just rub deodorant on your nipples. It will work just fine for a 5k.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7166 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:26 pm to
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Do you have somewhere to put your phone other than your shorts pocket? Or do you plan on carrying it?


Carried.
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
85143 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:27 pm to
Ugh. I would get super annoyed with that.

Either wear or watch or get an arm strap.

Or just run with someone that has a watch and ask them the time/pace.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40895 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:29 pm to
Put it in a ziplock and stick it in your underwear.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172465 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:29 pm to
That is sweet.
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