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I just ate 5 day old turkey, baws. I may be cooked.

Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:22 pm
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
12785 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:22 pm
Google says death is probably after 4 days according to it's main source, Reddit.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55899 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:24 pm to
R.I.P. brother
Posted by dukesilver72
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
1140 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:26 pm to
Did you tell your husband?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13544 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:28 pm to
Nice knowing ya... I'll dedicate my next beer to you.

Free will write you a poem, I bet.
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
55739 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:28 pm to
Worms about to come out that arse
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
92844 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

I just ate 5 day old turkey


That seems really young…
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
4872 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:30 pm to
RIP to your toilet
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153934 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:32 pm to
I once ordered Wal Mart grocery delivery, including a rotisserie chicken. The one they sent was 5 days old

I ate it

Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2474 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:35 pm to
So did I and I will likely eat it again tomorrow
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6277 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:38 pm to
frick that. Eat it till it's all gone
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133187 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

SallysHuman



Sigh


here lies DiamondDog,
Ate some bad turkey,
Now he's leftovers,
Turnin' into man jerky.
This post was edited on 12/2/25 at 9:44 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13544 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:44 pm to
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16529 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:44 pm to
Hope you have a bidet.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
12785 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:46 pm to
I needed that laugh
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153934 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:48 pm to
A man was feeling quite perky
Until he ate leftover turkey
He ate the old dish
It was far from delish
And now his future is murky
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133187 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:52 pm to
Very nice limericking.



DiamondDog Ate some 5 day old fowl,
With a rumble his stomach did growl.
It seems he is destined,
For painful intestines,
And a toilet bowl filled with things foul.
Posted by jasonbr1975
Member since Sep 2024
1010 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:57 pm to
If it don't kill ya, it only makes you stronger!
That's my motto.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13544 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

If it don't kill ya, it only makes you stronger!


Great for an epitaph.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133187 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Great for an epitaph.



"If it don't kill ya, it only makes you stronger!"
Quoted dear Jason, who's living no longer
Posted by Colonel Angus
Member since Aug 2007
2129 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:02 pm to
My boss regularly eats 6-7 day old leftovers including grilled chicken. Has for years.
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