I have the weirdest dreams…

I mean....I believe your "it was all a dream" story, I just don't know how well it'll hold up in court.

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then immediately flew to Cambodia

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Sure, pal

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the ones where I fight or run in slow motion.

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I used to have this one a lot.

Also being "out of uniform" or "in uniform" inappropriately.

I hate the "veteran for a living" culture and would never wear a military uniform or hat, shirt, etc., after I retired, but would still have dreams i showed up at my old unit in uniform, with a beard after I retired. Weird stuff.

When i was younger i'd dream I'd be a public event naked.

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the ones where I miss a final exam in college

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I've dreamt this several times, don't know why. Also meeting a famous person and he says, I'll be happy to sign this for you (but there's no pen or Sharpie to be found).

Sometimes I get the randomly meeting a pretty girl and suddenly we are kissing and then it gets heated, and boom! I suddenly wake up.

I had a dream of driving a greasy black leaking heating oil truck that was spoiling the environment everywhere I went. Every time I tried to park it and get away from it people prevented me from doing so. It was a nightmare.

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I have the weirdest dreams…

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No you don't. I do. Or my daughter.

Last night: Was watching a Muslim-American U.S. soldier meeting his bride for the first time in an arranged marriage before his entire company, all wearing complete combat gear, except the bride of course. After the wedding they all head into town in Humvees and ATVs to celebrate. I walk along the street sidewalk picking up empty liquor bottles and tossing them into trash cans. Then I run into one of my lawyers who is going into his old office to pack and move items, so I follow him. In one upstairs room there is a variety of brass musical instruments, but all are unusual mutations of actual instruments and if made by a malfunctioning AI intelligence program. I pick up one and begin playing it. Suddenly a horde of insurgents attack the town, storming up the street with weapons blazing. The drunk soldiers engage in a firefight, but are being overwhelmed by sheer numbers of crazed attackers, including women with flowing robes and machetes. Awakened as the horde reached me, prepared to defend myself with only a misshapen baritone-trombone thingy.

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I miss a final exam in college

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That one finally went away. I graduated from LSU in 2004.

I keep having dreams where I know I'm dreaming but can't wake up. It usually involves me asleep being awakened (In my dream) by the presence of another being (not always human) standing over me. When I finally actually wake up, there is nothing there in reality.

Quite terrifying while you are still dreaming to be honest. It goes away once you actually wake up.

Spicy food gives me weird dreams.

I also have recurring dreams where my former pets are still alive. Never relatives or friends that are resurrected but only pets. Strange.

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the teeth falling out dream

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I miss a final exam in college

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I fight or run in slow motion

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Those are all related to growth in maturity or big changes in your life.

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my ex’s new bf

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Y'all recently break up?

My dreams are typically way more bizarre that that.