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I have no idea how people have more than 1 or 2 kids. This newborn crap is insanity.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:42 pm
I swear I love my son. I will sit here, borderline half nuts from lack of sleep soothing this kid...but this little dude goes absolutely insane about 9PM-2AM.
He is fed, changed, soothed, dry, warm...still screams his head off. He had gas drops, crapped his pampers out and still is all upset.
My entire night consists of putting a pacifier in his mouth after he drops it while he screams. Mind you he is dropping it out.
He sleeps most of the day. All we can do since he 4 weeks old. Nights he likes to cause absolute pandemonium.
Ain't no way we have another. F all that noise. People say it gets better but this 1st year drives you absolutely nuts I'm told.
He is fed, changed, soothed, dry, warm...still screams his head off. He had gas drops, crapped his pampers out and still is all upset.
My entire night consists of putting a pacifier in his mouth after he drops it while he screams. Mind you he is dropping it out.
He sleeps most of the day. All we can do since he 4 weeks old. Nights he likes to cause absolute pandemonium.
Ain't no way we have another. F all that noise. People say it gets better but this 1st year drives you absolutely nuts I'm told.
This post was edited on 12/17/21 at 7:56 pm
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Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:43 pm to DiamondDog
Stick your tit in his mouth.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:44 pm to DiamondDog
It won't last that long and you'll soon forget how much it sucks 
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:44 pm to DiamondDog
How old?
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:45 pm to DiamondDog
Whiskey rubbed on the gums
Mind you I have zero children
Mind you I have zero children
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:45 pm to DiamondDog
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:45 pm to DiamondDog
might have reflux..and...
it gets better
it gets better
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:45 pm to nes2010
quote:
Stick your tit in his mouth.
These moobs would be considered child abuse.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:46 pm to DiamondDog
Sorry you got a bad one.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:46 pm to DiamondDog
quote:youre doing it all wrong
son. I will sit here, borderline half nuts from lack of sleep soothing this kid...but this little dude goes absolutely insane about 9PM-2AM.
That’s the wife or nanny’s job Baw
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:46 pm to DiamondDog
Sleep training is your friend
Read baby whisperer and or baby wise
Read baby whisperer and or baby wise
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:47 pm to DiamondDog
Swaddled??
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:48 pm to DiamondDog
I have two, one that just passed the 1 mark. It is mentally draining. It’s ok to put the baby down and let them cry in their bed for several minutes while you collect yourself. Put the baby down!!!!! You don’t want to lose it and shake the poor thing . Read the baby wise books and try to get them on sleep schedule and good luck. It’s going to be a bitch!!!
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:48 pm to DiamondDog
The good things in life don’t come easy. Keep at it and realize there’s no love to compare to being a parent. It will get better, fight through it. I’ve been there. There is a light even if it is dim right now.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:49 pm to fallguy_1978
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won't last that long and you'll soon forget how much it sucks
This kid looks better than the Gerber baby, but broseph, I'm going to tell you thats a stretch. My wife asks me if we lost our minds for doing this.
Three times a week she'll say "Maybe we should have just sponsored a child"
We have some dark humor. Only way we get through this.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:50 pm to DiamondDog
I go back and forth on kids
And then I read posts like this or hear someone say something similar and I’m instantly glad I don’t.
And then I read posts like this or hear someone say something similar and I’m instantly glad I don’t.
This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:50 pm to DiamondDog
Wait till they learn how to walk. You start losing and looking for shite.....cell phones, tv remotes, their shoes, things in cabinets....
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:50 pm to DiamondDog
Those sleepless nights were the deciding factor for getting the snip another my daughter was born. Never again
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:51 pm to SuperSaint
This post was edited on 12/18/21 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:52 pm to DiamondDog
Get to 8 weeks and then try a sleep training program. "12 hours by 12 weeks" (title may be slightly off) worked for our first. He was tough the first two months but since then sleeps 12 hours a night no problem and is now almost 3.
My second is 5 weeks old and once again not an easy infant. I'm holding on just trying to get to 8 weeks again but this time I have that ray of hope.
Both of my in-laws first kid have been easy and I get irrationally jealous and pissed hearing about it.
My second is 5 weeks old and once again not an easy infant. I'm holding on just trying to get to 8 weeks again but this time I have that ray of hope.
Both of my in-laws first kid have been easy and I get irrationally jealous and pissed hearing about it.
This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 9:54 pm
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