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Lsupimp
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I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
Not only is this guy GRANT AMATO, the biggest SIMP in world history, he is also a candidate for worst living human being.

Image: https://i.postimg.cc/zDt5tHBM/king-O-the-Simps.jpg


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According to an affidavit, Cody Amato’s girlfriend told deputies Grant Amato had stolen $60,000 and guns from his brother to talk to a Bulgarian woman he met online. Another brother told investigators Grant had stolen $150,000 from their father, including a loan taken out on his parents’ house, and had sent the woman over $200,000 in a three-month period

True Crime Garge podcast LINK

Short story. Dude spends his whole life playing video games. He is 30, unemployed and lives at home with his mother, father and brother. The family is successful, close and supportive. He becomes obsessed with a webcam model and proceeds to spend 200k+ of other people’s money on webcam model. Believes webcam model is girlfriend and other webcam bros are his "family".

Devastated father intervenes and sends Simp son to "treatment facility" and begs family and friends not to call the cops or press charges. Contacts webcam model and makes personal appeal to her. Simp son skips out on treatment early because he misses webcam life, comes home and finds out that father has contacted web model. Simp son then writes apology letter to webcam model and bros. Makes no attempt to pay back 200k. Eyes fat million dollar life insurance policy that will allow him to gain back the love of his web cam model fantasy girl and all his webcam bros.

Simp son then lies in wait and executes mother, father and brother.



Special shoutout to the OT Simps who furiously downvote any time the term "Simp" is used.
This post was edited on 11/28 at 4:08 pm


TheWalrus
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
It was bad enough reading that before he killed his family. Wow.


Gatorbait2008
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
Mother of God


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BorrisMart
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
wow crazy story LSUSimp. but forreal yeh I heard this story on the true crime garage podcast as well. Great podcast, wish they'd put more episodes up.
This post was edited on 11/28 at 3:12 pm


jimbeam
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
That’s some CSI shit


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Booyow
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
I feel like we need pics of this webcam model before we pass judgment.


Lsupimp
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
The part where his Dad suggested he join the military and then said " yeah might be a problem since you hate America"...


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VolsOut4Harambe
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
He needs to be brutally tortured with water boarding and Chinese water torture. Then publicly stoned, then hanged


SuperSaint
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
He post here



Goes by the user name Kingbob


Yellerhammer5
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Lsupimp
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
No bro. King Bob had the misfortune of being saddled to a narcissistic cancer. That's a bit different.


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OysterPoBoy
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
quote:

I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP


Always a slight dread when I click on these that it’s gonna be me.


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SEClint
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
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Dude spends his whole life playing video games.
Image: https://i.imgur.com/NtGJLqE.jpg


Bet I could still whip his arse at mortal kombat 11


BorrisMart
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
From the podcast, he was pretty well off before all of this and he drug his family into insane debt somehow by paying for his e-chats with the Ukrainian (or whatever) e-girl. He was also weirdly obsessed with telling people online he had a BMW. fricking nut job, I mean a King Ranch f250 would make somewhat more sense.
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tiggerthetooth
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
There's a lot of Bernie bros that live a life like this dude. I can't even believe his family would shell out that kind of money.


Something was off before this though. Maybe the video games and constant internet habit disconnected him from reality.


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TruBrew
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
Ok, ok.


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Lsupimp
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
Listening to that podcast it seems like his family was exasperated, devastatated-but STILL tried to tough love him through it. His Dad did the right thing throughout, his brother paid 10k for his brother to go to an anime convention in Japan, etc. People were good to this guy.

All the little details are what made this story unbelievable. The BMW, the video pleas, the webcam bros one-upping each other by throwing more cash and these internet hookers, the interview with an unrelated webcam model who said a great webcam model makes 200k a month....


Tigeralum2008
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
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He needs to be brutally tortured with water boarding and Chinese water torture. Then publicly stoned, then hanged


He will be brutally tortured by his cellie’s BBC


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Yellerhammer5
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re: I have located the ULTIMATE SIMP...Now NSFW.
Looks like the Seminole county sheriffs office collected extensive documentation in order to build a firm case.


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