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Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:41 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Midgets have the weirdest legs and asses
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:41 pm to Shunface
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There is a midget bar in Scottsdale. All the bouncers and bartenders are midgies.
I bet good pussy is in short supply there.
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:42 pm to Shunface
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This reminds me. There is a midget bar in Scottsdale. All the bouncers and bartenders are midgies.
Is it pretty exclusive? Do you think I'll stand out if I went in?
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:44 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Nah, you seem like a stand-up kind of guy.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:45 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:yes
Do you think I'll stand out if I went in?
this is a hetero bar
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:45 pm to Brageous
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Midget is offensive. They preferred to be called black.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:01 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Why not get a doll stroller 
It's not degrading, regular size people who have premature babies sometimes have to use doll clothes for their babies until they grow to regular size.
Midgets are adorable
It's not degrading, regular size people who have premature babies sometimes have to use doll clothes for their babies until they grow to regular size.
Midgets are adorable
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:42 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
The first thing you should have been asking yourself is does nobody make a midget stroller? And if not I think I just stumbled upon a new business adventure. Instead you came up with those dumbass questions you posted. This is why you will never be a successful entrepreneur.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:47 pm to bountyhunter
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" Persons who are genetically predisposed to taking long walks over short distances"
Posted on 2/22/17 at 10:00 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
I never understood the humor for midgets.
Or extremely tall people. It's not like they had anything to do with it.
Fat people on the other hand are fair game, IMO.
Or extremely tall people. It's not like they had anything to do with it.
Fat people on the other hand are fair game, IMO.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 11:50 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
On a serious note, I saw the smallest adult I've ever seen walking outside the Lincoln Parish Courthouse today. She didn't even look three feet tall. She was also blind. The Louisiana School for the Blind is a block away. Was wearing a black mask over her eyes and navigating with a regular length long white can. I would have liked to have told her how brave she is.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 12:57 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Scottsdale has a midget bar, occasionally they have hot midget bartenders:
era; I see Shunface beat me to it. The name of the bar is Gilligans, in Old Town.
era; I see Shunface beat me to it. The name of the bar is Gilligans, in Old Town.
This post was edited on 2/23/17 at 1:00 am
Posted on 2/23/17 at 2:35 am to Brageous
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Midget is offensive. They preferred to be called black.
Let's combine both!
That's a fidget!
Stymie, gangster babies, etc.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 5:00 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Posted on 2/23/17 at 6:02 am to TigerFanInSouthland
They always want to ride in the front seat of my taxi.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 6:21 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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I was trying hard to hold in the laughter till I got to my vehicle, I succeeded and laughed my arse off in the car
You are seriously an a-hole
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Question 1: Does one mile to a regular person feel like multiple miles to a midget?
See response above
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Question 2: How quickly do you think a midget could reach his/her steps in a day if they had a Fitbit and didn't compensate for their short legs?
See response above & if you don't want to look.....you are seriously an a-hole
Posted on 2/23/17 at 6:26 am to Bunk Moreland
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Midget is the N word for little people. FWIW.
I disagree based on the fact you can say midget on here, but would get banned for the N-word.
That being said they don't want to be called that so I can respect their wishes. Little people I think last time I checked
Posted on 2/23/17 at 12:48 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
The patrons are all normal sized. Just the staff.
If it's changed you'll at least be head and shoulders above everyone else.
If it's changed you'll at least be head and shoulders above everyone else.
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