re: I have a 4 ft black colored snake living under my refrigerator. What to do?

I know I would.

He dead

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I think burning houses down is exactly what the fire department doesn’t do.

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Then you don't understand job security

If he’s living there, he’s found a food source. Unless you think he’s ganking your leftovers, that means he’s eating rodents. So what’s worse, a snake that isn’t bothering you or the rodents that will thrive in his absence?

He admitted in confession thread that he made up the snAke

You should have just told the snake that the home sale was part of gentrification. It would have left on its own.

trashy

Probably a water moccasin