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re: I had to call the police on an ex-employee this afternoon, I think I'm CIA now.

Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:54 pm to
Posted by kisatchie53
Member since Jul 2011
1964 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

I hired this guy last fall. He was a half a bubble off, but a lot of the people in my industry are.


Paramedic?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117969 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:54 pm to
A dude this crazy has been working for you since around Thanksgiving?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66816 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

You employed a psych patient Baw

Meh....it happens to everyone, at least once.
Posted by Tmcgin
BATON ROUGE
Member since Jun 2010
5951 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:55 pm to
I like the story but scary as hell
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48659 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

t I was now a CIA agent. So, I got that going for me.


Sheeeit. A CIA agent would never eat a fricking tooth pick.

Denied.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7448 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:56 pm to
Damn, that dude just put your picture up on his mirror.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
29155 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:56 pm to
Schizophrenics are fun aren’t they
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18208 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:56 pm to
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue looks like.
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
19659 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:57 pm to
That’s a great story.

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66816 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Damn, that dude just put your picture up on his mirror.

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70614 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

I can see my secretary's desk from my office. I gave her the signal to call me.


The story was so believable until this.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28292 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:01 pm to
You should have alerted the HR Dept before the police because they are better equipped to handle these types of situations or so I've been told by a journalist in San Fran.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57658 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:01 pm to
Hang on, I need to fetch a microscope for that gif.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25890 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

He had to choose between saving his children or saving his mother.


Well? Did he pick the chirruns or big Mama?
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6159 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

The story was so believable until this.
Obviously, you don’t have a job where random old people, who get in wrecks and don’t ever get a chance to talk to other people, come in and want to tell you their life story. I deal with the public and the public drives and wrecks cars.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66816 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Hang on, I need to fetch a microscope for that gif.

Yeah. That link fricked me.
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
7904 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

Pics of secretary



Never change OT
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:10 pm to
Not too bad for a short story. Most important thing is you told he can't come back. That's important.

How much of a raise is that appointment to the CIA? I may want him to appoint me as one also.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
22838 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:15 pm to
You should have lowered your voice and said, “They got the Haitian President last night and they know I know. You gotta get out of here fast.”
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14538 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:15 pm to
I checked. He is not on our Payroll at CIA.



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