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I feel like I need to do a rain dance

Posted on 10/4/26 at 10:58 am
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12921 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 10:58 am
Rain all around my house for 3 days and just mists and drizzles for 3 min.

All the plants are wilting and grass is turning brown.

Desperately need rain at my house.

WTF I gotta do? A rain dance? Human sacrifice?



This post was edited on 10/4/26 at 11:02 am
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55969 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:04 am to
I'll do a dance if it'll turn my grass brown and kill it. It seems to grow rapidly with or without rain, and I'm tired of mowing!
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12921 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:06 am to
Here we go again!

Sky grew darker and misted some.

Now clearing up and no more mist.

Rain!!!

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76889 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:09 am to
We didn't even get a quarter of an inch of rain at my place in north AL last month. It was the driest September we've had in quite a while after the rest of the Summer being above normal. October has started off the same it looks like with just about all of this weekend's rain staying either West or just to the South of us. October is historically our driest month.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
57035 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:15 am to
It’s been steadily raining in Central for an hour
Posted by 98eagle
Member since Sep 2020
3489 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:18 am to
All of our bone dry dead plants are getting a good watering.
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1867 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:19 am to
You're not the only one
Predicted 3 days of continuous rain here and so far not a fooking thing
If your rain dance is succesful please post an instructional video
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12921 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:21 am to
quote:

It’s been steadily raining in Central for an hour

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76805 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:22 am to
quote:

All the plants are wilting and grass is turning brown.
You know that you’re supposed to capitalize the first letter of “Brown”, Charlie.

Perpetuator of Oppression are you.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
83354 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:26 am to
Draw a rain turtle.

Or you can borrow some of mine.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12921 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:32 am to
Maybe if I do the rain dance like a cracker?

Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12921 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:34 am to
quote:

You know that you’re supposed to capitalize the first letter of “Brown”, Charlie. Perpetuator of Oppression are you.


I didn’t capitalize cracker either. I oppress myself.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
69125 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:34 am to
No complaints here, It's been raining since yesterday.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76805 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:39 am to
quote:

I didn’t capitalize cracker either. I oppress myself.
Sorry but the door does not swing both ways.

You deserve oppression, go find a mirror if you don’t know why.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
3319 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:39 am to
quote:

WTF I gotta do? A rain dance? Human sacrifice?


Go wash your car, then water your lawn then act like it is imperative that you get your grass mowed today. That will probably do it.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12921 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Go wash your car, then water your lawn then act like it is imperative that you get your grass mowed today. That will probably do it


Haha good idea! I tried that with bringing out the garbage but that didn’t work.

Maybe start changing oil in one of the vehicles.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12921 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 11:44 am to
quote:

You deserve oppression, go find a mirror if you don’t know why.


I am darker than some of the blacks I used to work with. One of them was in shock when we put our forearms side by side. He was railing on whitey and I said I’m darker than you!!

That’s the cajun in me and he’s a high yellow.
This post was edited on 10/4/26 at 11:45 am
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12921 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 12:04 pm to
Ok that sorta worked.

Went outside to do a chore and it started misting.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59512 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 12:12 pm to
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Maybe if I do the rain dance like a cracker?



Watch your mouth young lady.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12921 posts
Posted on 10/4/26 at 12:30 pm to
Ok stopped with a chore, went back inside, and the damn misting stopped AGAIN!!

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