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re: I don't know which Mormon came up with the idea of soaking

Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by iron banks
Destrehan
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:43 pm to
Proof that there is cognitive dissonance in that part of the world.
Posted by doc baklava
Between heaven and hell
Member since Oct 2020
1034 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:44 pm to
5th base.....
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147763 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:48 pm to
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Imagine how bad it is for the kids who get found out for prematurely ejaculating in a soaking session.
don’t care had soaks
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1940 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:02 pm to
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Any more dumb than a religion that started based on a virgin can conceive and a dead body can walk again?


Unfortunately, yes. Yes it is
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32572 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:03 pm to
They are not soaking

They say they are to get away with it, but you know there’s some pumping going on

Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
11842 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:07 pm to
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people might get involved and jump up and down on the bed


Guess the 30 second video was to long for you to watch?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71764 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:10 pm to
Reminds me of a girl I use to fool around with in high school. She was either Church of God or Church of Christ. She would not let me stick it in, but what she would do is get naked and grind back and forth on it to completion for us both. It was actually kinda awesome.
This post was edited on 6/30/25 at 7:11 pm
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4854 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:20 pm to
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Many of the stories are stupid...but the whole dude found golden tablets, lost them and started a religion relatively recently in north America is especially dumb.


What about dude climbs a mountain, is provided with tablets, catches his people partying, and then smashes them? Is that a solid start for a religion?
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10406 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:22 pm to
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How is that even possible? Seems like instinct just kicks in


No kidding, that’s a pretty impressive and weird level of self control.
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22545 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:23 pm to
I just don't understand when they think 'sex' actually happens. I guess it's all personal semantics, but imo, when you go in below the belt, it counts
Posted by Jameson2954
Member since Mar 2022
801 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:25 pm to
3 pages and no Jimmer Ferdette…
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4009 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:30 pm to
Hows it go in without movement.

Moron motherfrickers
Posted by White Bear
SPECULATION
Member since Jul 2014
17131 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:40 pm to
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What if she rides it like a cowgirl and the dude just lays there?
He’s good, she’s a slut; so, like normal.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2126 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 12:01 am to
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Doesn't suprise me given how dumb the origin story of their religion is.
says the guy who worships a guy who came back to life and died on a cross because his dad told him to and somehow that saves us for “our sins.” The man seems pretty jealous and narcissistic to me.
Posted by Furious
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2023
1257 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 12:27 am to
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Any more dumb than a religion that started based on a virgin can conceive and a dead body can walk again?


One day in the future, you will be smacked hard by reality. I feel bad for you.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49733 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 1:07 am to
I remember a bunch of girls gave oral sex at drop of pin but never sex to still claim to be virgins. How many blowjobs equals one regular sex?
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
9839 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 1:14 am to
Mormons are a weird group.
Posted by EST
Investigating
Member since Oct 2003
18185 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:16 am to
Former Mormon here…

I don’t understand how any Mormon could justify soaking as not being sinful.
Just being naked or partially naked in that position - touching - is a sin in Mormonism if you ain’t married.

Just lie in your temple recommend interview like so many others do.

And the whole idea of soaking makes zero sense to me. If “friction” makes it a sin… well there was friction getting it in and friction getting it out. Just sayin.


Of course, this comes from people in a church/cult whose founder / Joseph Smith / married 15 year old girls and who would send men off on long term missions and marry their wives while they were gone. It’s a wonder he wasn’t killed earlier than he was.

Of course, he spent considerable amounts of time in hiding in the name of “religious persecution”.
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 4:35 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72554 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:52 am to
“Are you honest in all of your dealings with your fellow men?”

Pretty high bar to have to answer on a biennial basis.

My answer is currently “yes” for the 2020s, but before that…..
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 4:54 am
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17193 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 5:01 am to
Amazing.

Maybe the most ignorant let me stick it in you excuses I’ve ever heard.

Yall talk mad shite about Catholics. We have over a billion followers and yes we have our issues. Per capita though, then Mormons be raping like crazy.

Disgusting
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 5:02 am
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