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re: I don't know which Mormon came up with the idea of soaking
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:43 pm to mack the knife
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:43 pm to mack the knife
Proof that there is cognitive dissonance in that part of the world.
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:48 pm to GRTiger
quote:don’t care had soaks
Imagine how bad it is for the kids who get found out for prematurely ejaculating in a soaking session.
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:02 pm to Kentucker
quote:
Any more dumb than a religion that started based on a virgin can conceive and a dead body can walk again?
Unfortunately, yes. Yes it is
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:03 pm to L.A.
They are not soaking
They say they are to get away with it, but you know there’s some pumping going on
They say they are to get away with it, but you know there’s some pumping going on
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:07 pm to Geaux-2-L-O-Miss
quote:
people might get involved and jump up and down on the bed
Guess the 30 second video was to long for you to watch?
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:10 pm to L.A.
Reminds me of a girl I use to fool around with in high school. She was either Church of God or Church of Christ. She would not let me stick it in, but what she would do is get naked and grind back and forth on it to completion for us both. It was actually kinda awesome.
This post was edited on 6/30/25 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:20 pm to Tr33fiddy
quote:
Many of the stories are stupid...but the whole dude found golden tablets, lost them and started a religion relatively recently in north America is especially dumb.
What about dude climbs a mountain, is provided with tablets, catches his people partying, and then smashes them? Is that a solid start for a religion?
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:22 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
How is that even possible? Seems like instinct just kicks in
No kidding, that’s a pretty impressive and weird level of self control.
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:23 pm to L.A.
I just don't understand when they think 'sex' actually happens. I guess it's all personal semantics, but imo, when you go in below the belt, it counts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:25 pm to Bama Bird
3 pages and no Jimmer Ferdette…
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:30 pm to L.A.
Hows it go in without movement.
Moron motherfrickers
Moron motherfrickers
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:40 pm to HeadSlash
quote:He’s good, she’s a slut; so, like normal.
What if she rides it like a cowgirl and the dude just lays there?
Posted on 7/1/25 at 12:01 am to Tr33fiddy
quote:says the guy who worships a guy who came back to life and died on a cross because his dad told him to and somehow that saves us for “our sins.” The man seems pretty jealous and narcissistic to me.
Doesn't suprise me given how dumb the origin story of their religion is.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 12:27 am to Kentucker
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Any more dumb than a religion that started based on a virgin can conceive and a dead body can walk again?
One day in the future, you will be smacked hard by reality. I feel bad for you.
Posted on 7/1/25 at 1:07 am to L.A.
I remember a bunch of girls gave oral sex at drop of pin but never sex to still claim to be virgins. How many blowjobs equals one regular sex?
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:16 am to L.A.
Former Mormon here…
I don’t understand how any Mormon could justify soaking as not being sinful.
Just being naked or partially naked in that position - touching - is a sin in Mormonism if you ain’t married.
Just lie in your temple recommend interview like so many others do.
And the whole idea of soaking makes zero sense to me. If “friction” makes it a sin… well there was friction getting it in and friction getting it out. Just sayin.
Of course, this comes from people in a church/cult whose founder / Joseph Smith / married 15 year old girls and who would send men off on long term missions and marry their wives while they were gone. It’s a wonder he wasn’t killed earlier than he was.
Of course, he spent considerable amounts of time in hiding in the name of “religious persecution”.
I don’t understand how any Mormon could justify soaking as not being sinful.
Just being naked or partially naked in that position - touching - is a sin in Mormonism if you ain’t married.
Just lie in your temple recommend interview like so many others do.
And the whole idea of soaking makes zero sense to me. If “friction” makes it a sin… well there was friction getting it in and friction getting it out. Just sayin.
Of course, this comes from people in a church/cult whose founder / Joseph Smith / married 15 year old girls and who would send men off on long term missions and marry their wives while they were gone. It’s a wonder he wasn’t killed earlier than he was.
Of course, he spent considerable amounts of time in hiding in the name of “religious persecution”.
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 4:35 am
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:52 am to northshorebamaman
“Are you honest in all of your dealings with your fellow men?”
Pretty high bar to have to answer on a biennial basis.
My answer is currently “yes” for the 2020s, but before that…..
Pretty high bar to have to answer on a biennial basis.
My answer is currently “yes” for the 2020s, but before that…..
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 4:54 am
Posted on 7/1/25 at 5:01 am to L.A.
Amazing.
Maybe the most ignorant let me stick it in you excuses I’ve ever heard.
Yall talk mad shite about Catholics. We have over a billion followers and yes we have our issues. Per capita though, then Mormons be raping like crazy.
Disgusting
Maybe the most ignorant let me stick it in you excuses I’ve ever heard.
Yall talk mad shite about Catholics. We have over a billion followers and yes we have our issues. Per capita though, then Mormons be raping like crazy.
Disgusting
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 5:02 am
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