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I can't wait to be a dad so I can show my son how to engage a street race.

Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:11 pm
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:11 pm
Shared wait with another car at a red light.

Slowly creep up to instigate the other car.

They follow suit.

It is on.

My son's eyes light up.

The light goes green.

We zoom for a bit.



Kid loves it.

Other racer loves it.

Feel like a kid again. Smiling ear to ear.
Posted by jimbeam
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:12 pm to
Walk the dinosaur
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:12 pm to
I assume you're planning on adopting a Laotian kid
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

I can't wait to be a dad


Can't be certain, but pretty sure it's not gonna happen.

Get some Hot Wheels.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34328 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:16 pm to
I hope you have a daughter that way the next generation of OTers have a Queen P
Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:18 pm to
what kind of car you think pectus is racing?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

what kind of car you think pectus is racing?


a Prius
Posted by GRTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
71829 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:19 pm to
Well, first thing's first...
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

I can't wait to be a dad
That would require a major pectonic displacement.

Off the couch and out into the real world.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6607 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:23 pm to
Suddenly lights flash in the rear view mirror.

Your sons not too happy when the social services van comes to pick him up.

It's real fun explaining to friends and coworkers the newspaper article about how you got arrested for speeding, drag racing, and endangerment of child, and ticketed for expired inspection sticker.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:27 pm to
if pectus ever has a kid in his car you know he's gonna be in the trunk not the front seat
Posted by GFaceKillah
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Member since Nov 2005
5935 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:32 pm to
This is sad.

I'm sure you'll find the right lady some day.
Posted by Martini
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Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

I assume you're planning on adopting a Laotian kid



Should get a colored kid born with the heart on the outside of his chest.
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:42 pm to
That doesn't sound very safe.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:42 pm to
you guys must have never done this...

you're missing out.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:43 pm to
Hey cubbies. I've missed you. Hope you and your hubby are well.
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:47 pm to
I've missed you too!
This post was edited on 4/27/17 at 7:51 pm
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

I assume you're planning on adopting a Laotian kid


Get an African one. I hear you can just give them back after you get tired of them
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:50 pm to
That is nice of you to say and I heard about the kiddo.

Congrats.
Posted by Pectus
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Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:50 pm to
really?

awesome!

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