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I can't wait to be a dad so I can show my son how to engage a street race.
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:11 pm
Shared wait with another car at a red light.
Slowly creep up to instigate the other car.
They follow suit.
It is on.
My son's eyes light up.
The light goes green.
We zoom for a bit.
Kid loves it.
Other racer loves it.
Feel like a kid again. Smiling ear to ear.
Slowly creep up to instigate the other car.
They follow suit.
It is on.
My son's eyes light up.
The light goes green.
We zoom for a bit.
Kid loves it.
Other racer loves it.
Feel like a kid again. Smiling ear to ear.
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:12 pm to Pectus
I assume you're planning on adopting a Laotian kid
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:13 pm to Pectus
quote:
I can't wait to be a dad
Can't be certain, but pretty sure it's not gonna happen.
Get some Hot Wheels.
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:16 pm to Pectus
I hope you have a daughter that way the next generation of OTers have a Queen P
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:18 pm to OWLFAN86
what kind of car you think pectus is racing?
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:19 pm to Deactived
quote:a Prius
what kind of car you think pectus is racing?
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:19 pm to Pectus
Well, first thing's first...
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:20 pm to Pectus
quote:That would require a major pectonic displacement.
I can't wait to be a dad
Off the couch and out into the real world.
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:23 pm to Pectus
Suddenly lights flash in the rear view mirror.
Your sons not too happy when the social services van comes to pick him up.
It's real fun explaining to friends and coworkers the newspaper article about how you got arrested for speeding, drag racing, and endangerment of child, and ticketed for expired inspection sticker.
Your sons not too happy when the social services van comes to pick him up.
It's real fun explaining to friends and coworkers the newspaper article about how you got arrested for speeding, drag racing, and endangerment of child, and ticketed for expired inspection sticker.
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:27 pm to GetBackToWork
if pectus ever has a kid in his car you know he's gonna be in the trunk not the front seat
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:32 pm to Pectus
This is sad.
I'm sure you'll find the right lady some day.
I'm sure you'll find the right lady some day.
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:36 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
I assume you're planning on adopting a Laotian kid
Should get a colored kid born with the heart on the outside of his chest.
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:42 pm to Pectus
That doesn't sound very safe.
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:42 pm to GetBackToWork
you guys must have never done this...
you're missing out.
you're missing out.
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:43 pm to 4cubbies
Hey cubbies. I've missed you. Hope you and your hubby are well.
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:47 pm to LCA131
I've missed you too!
This post was edited on 4/27/17 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:47 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
I assume you're planning on adopting a Laotian kid
Get an African one. I hear you can just give them back after you get tired of them
Posted on 4/27/17 at 7:50 pm to 4cubbies
That is nice of you to say and I heard about the kiddo.
Congrats.
Congrats.
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