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re: I can predict from FB posts which of my female friends will leave their husbands

Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:06 am to
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:06 am to
A old guy told me years ago that women rarely leave their husband without another man on deck. I've found this to be true in 100% of cases so far in my circle of life.


And to hell with anyone who has kids but then decides they aren't having enough "fun" with their partner so they break up the relationship. Bitch, once you decide to bring a kid into this world you need to do everything possible to keep the relationship together until the last kid is 18. If you can't accept those terms then don't have kids.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26659 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:07 am to
Wow, you're a friggin genius...!

Side note, I'm glad I didn't marry a FB attention whore...
This post was edited on 2/19/17 at 7:11 am
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:29 am to
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it's usually the ones who lose weight, and now think they are born again.

i see it happen all the time. husband put up with her fatass for decades, she loses weight and now she thinks her shite doesnt stink


Be 40 years old
Be fat
Drive minivan
Be lazy around the house
Have wife who starts going to gym and gets in shape
Wonder why she fricked a guy from the gym who looks like a fitness model
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11252 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:33 am to
These are obvious signs that the couple is splitting. This isn't magic. When I divorced, i never made a public announcement on Facebook, and had more friend pics & activities posted after that. I'm sure the friends who don't know me well were like, "who the eff is this?" & thought it was sudden when I posted a picture with my boyfriend, even though it was more than a year after I left my ex.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58375 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:34 am to
Shared on facebook.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23832 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:44 am to
So what caused you to get divorced?
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3359 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:45 am to
Another clue is the number of selfies, especially with cleavage and duck lips. Why the hell do women think those duck lips are remotely attractive?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97687 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:49 am to
I'm gonna delete my Facebook when my wife leaves me
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11252 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:50 am to
Years and years of him refusing to get treatment for debilitating depression. Or a job. I became his caregiver, not his wife. I tried incredibly hard to help him, but after several years of him canceling doctor appointments, drinking too much, & staying in bed all day, he was going to drown me with him. Leaving was the hardest thing I've ever done, since I felt codependently responsible for him. I think he's doing better now. It forced him to do things for himself.

No kids.
This post was edited on 2/19/17 at 7:52 am
Posted by tigers win2
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
3838 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:07 am to
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keep the relationship together until the last kid is 18.


I'm at the age where my friends are approaching this point in life. I'm sure there are several waiting on the kids to be out of the house. At that point, will be interesting to see what happenes. If passing comments over the years are an indicator, it's going to be interesting. I'm sure most were just blowing off steam with the comments, but who knows.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68391 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:10 am to
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I can spot this a mile away.


They've probably already split up by the time they post that stuff.
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:19 am to
It's called hypergamy

Feminism is a major factor but to be honest, AWALT

Branch swinging is biologically programmed into a woman's brain.

Briffaults Law.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30606 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:19 am to
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Another clue is the number of selfies, especially with cleavage and duck lips. Why the hell do women think those duck lips are remotely attractive?

They should change the name to dick lips bc they make the same face when they first start sliding their lips up your dick
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:20 am to
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i see it happen all the time. husband put up with her fatass for decades, she loses weight and now she thinks her shite doesnt stink


Is the husband in shape though?
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:21 am to
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You know what's even worse than the age old MYTH that it's always the man's fault? Is the "Captain Save-a-Hoe" mentality that has plagued so many men forever.

We all know the types. These men don't deserve a single ounce of respect. Spineless Cucks.


Women don't respect white knights
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:24 am to
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Side note, I'm glad I didn't marry a FB attention whore...


Yet lots of users on this site worship Instagram whores

If a woman is addicted to receiving validation and attention on social media I'd view that as a massive red flag
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50866 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:24 am to
quote:

They stop posting pictures with their husbands


boom
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72606 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:25 am to
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Is the husband in shape though?



Hard to tell since most pathetic douchebags don't video themselves while benching and doing pull ups.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68391 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:27 am to
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When 50% of marriages fail, I think you have to look at marriage as a contrived institution conditioned into us by religion and society to keep us in a conformist, consumerist mindset

That depends on income level. The poors divorce at a higher rate. The wealthier divorce less.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:29 am to
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I used to think most marriages broke up because the guy cheated but I'm starting to think it's the moms.


You're right on both counts. Either it's the mom....or the guy cheats because of the mom.
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