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I asked ChatGPT to write a Gangster Rap about Spongebob out jellyfishing.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:46 am
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:46 am
Verse 1:
Yo, it's your boy Spongebob, straight outta Bikini Bottom,
Jellyfishing's my game, got my net and I'm haulin' 'em,
Jellyfish fields, where I go to flex my skills,
Collecting jellyfish like a gangster, gettin' my thrill.
Chorus:
Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, that's my game,
Ain't no one gonna stop me, I'll keep collecting all day,
With my net in my hand and my shades on my face,
I'm the sponge that's always on point, winning this race.
Verse 2:
Got my gang with me, Patrick and Sandy,
We're the jellyfishing crew, always ready and handy,
Jellyfish jam, we make it with ease,
All the haters out there, they just can't believe.
Chorus:
Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, that's my game,
Ain't no one gonna stop me, I'll keep collecting all day,
With my net in my hand and my shades on my face,
I'm the sponge that's always on point, winning this race.
Verse 3:
I'm the king of jellyfishing, got skills for days,
I'll show you how it's done, in so many ways,
Jellyfish stingers, they can't touch me,
I'm a gangster sponge, you can't even see.
Chorus:
Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, that's my game,
Ain't no one gonna stop me, I'll keep collecting all day,
With my net in my hand and my shades on my face,
I'm the sponge that's always on point, winning this race.
Outro:
So that's the story of my jellyfishing life,
Living like a gangster, always on the rise,
Spongebob Squarepants, you know my name,
I'll keep jellyfishing till the end, that's my claim to fame.
Yo, it's your boy Spongebob, straight outta Bikini Bottom,
Jellyfishing's my game, got my net and I'm haulin' 'em,
Jellyfish fields, where I go to flex my skills,
Collecting jellyfish like a gangster, gettin' my thrill.
Chorus:
Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, that's my game,
Ain't no one gonna stop me, I'll keep collecting all day,
With my net in my hand and my shades on my face,
I'm the sponge that's always on point, winning this race.
Verse 2:
Got my gang with me, Patrick and Sandy,
We're the jellyfishing crew, always ready and handy,
Jellyfish jam, we make it with ease,
All the haters out there, they just can't believe.
Chorus:
Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, that's my game,
Ain't no one gonna stop me, I'll keep collecting all day,
With my net in my hand and my shades on my face,
I'm the sponge that's always on point, winning this race.
Verse 3:
I'm the king of jellyfishing, got skills for days,
I'll show you how it's done, in so many ways,
Jellyfish stingers, they can't touch me,
I'm a gangster sponge, you can't even see.
Chorus:
Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, that's my game,
Ain't no one gonna stop me, I'll keep collecting all day,
With my net in my hand and my shades on my face,
I'm the sponge that's always on point, winning this race.
Outro:
So that's the story of my jellyfishing life,
Living like a gangster, always on the rise,
Spongebob Squarepants, you know my name,
I'll keep jellyfishing till the end, that's my claim to fame.
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Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:47 am to Roaad
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:48 am to Roaad
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:48 am to Roaad
Decent, but fr33manator could do better.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:50 am to JetsetNuggs
Like Sir Edmund Hillary said, "because it was there"
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:50 am to Roaad
Gangsta
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:51 am to Roaad
quote:”Life” and “Rise” rhyme like dog and hat.
So that's the story of my jellyfishing life,
Living like a gangster, always on the rise,
This post was edited on 3/12/23 at 11:52 am
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:53 am to soccerfüt
quote:Verse 1:
Write a rap about a dull carpool, in which nothing special happens, in the style of DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Rolling in the carpool, it's just another day,
Same old faces, same old place, nothing much to say,
Got my coffee in my hand, and my music on the go,
Staring out the window, watching the world go slow.
Chorus:
Dull carpool, nothing to see,
Just another day, another routine,
Sitting in the backseat, feeling kind of bored,
Just waiting for the day to be done, and hit the floor.
Verse 2:
Traffic's moving slow, and we're all just stuck,
Nobody's talking, just looking at their phone, out of luck,
Can't wait to get to work, and get this day started,
Gonna do my thing, and make my mark, not be half-hearted.
Chorus:
Dull carpool, nothing to see,
Just another day, another routine,
Sitting in the backseat, feeling kind of bored,
Just waiting for the day to be done, and hit the floor.
Verse 3:
But hey, maybe it's not so bad, to have a moment of peace,
No drama, no fuss, just a calm release,
Sometimes it's nice to just relax, and take it slow,
To appreciate the simple things, and let the rhythm flow.
Chorus:
Dull carpool, nothing to see,
Just another day, another routine,
Sitting in the backseat, feeling kind of bored,
Just waiting for the day to be done, and hit the floor.
Outro:
So, that's my story, of a carpool ride,
Nothing exciting, just a steady glide,
But sometimes that's enough, to get us through,
Another day in the life, with a peaceful view.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:54 am to Roaad
nm 
This post was edited on 3/12/23 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:57 am to Roaad
I asked it to make a song about big butts, by Willie Nelson:
Verse 1:
Well I met a woman, oh so fine,
With a big old booty, that was one of a kind,
It caught my eye, and I couldn't resist,
That big round bottom, oh it was heaven kissed.
Chorus:
Big buttocks, they drive me wild,
Ain't nothing like it, for this cowboy child,
Gonna hold on tight, and never let go,
Big buttocks, they're my rodeo.
Verse 2:
Now some folks like 'em small, and some like 'em thin,
But give me a woman, with some cushion on her skin,
I wanna grab a hold, and never let go,
That big ole booty, makes my heart overflow.
Chorus:
Big buttocks, they drive me wild,
Ain't nothing like it, for this cowboy child,
Gonna hold on tight, and never let go,
Big buttocks, they're my rodeo.
Verse 3:
Now some folks say, it's all about the size,
But for me it's more, it's the way it mesmerize,
That backside swingin', like a metronome,
I'm telling y'all, it's a thing of beauty, like a poem.
Chorus:
Big buttocks, they drive me wild,
Ain't nothing like it, for this cowboy child,
Gonna hold on tight, and never let go,
Big buttocks, they're my rodeo.
Outro:
So if you're ever feeling, like you're just spinning your wheels,
Find yourself a woman, with a booty that appeals,
Get yourself a hold, and never let go,
Big buttocks, they're your rodeo.
Verse 1:
Well I met a woman, oh so fine,
With a big old booty, that was one of a kind,
It caught my eye, and I couldn't resist,
That big round bottom, oh it was heaven kissed.
Chorus:
Big buttocks, they drive me wild,
Ain't nothing like it, for this cowboy child,
Gonna hold on tight, and never let go,
Big buttocks, they're my rodeo.
Verse 2:
Now some folks like 'em small, and some like 'em thin,
But give me a woman, with some cushion on her skin,
I wanna grab a hold, and never let go,
That big ole booty, makes my heart overflow.
Chorus:
Big buttocks, they drive me wild,
Ain't nothing like it, for this cowboy child,
Gonna hold on tight, and never let go,
Big buttocks, they're my rodeo.
Verse 3:
Now some folks say, it's all about the size,
But for me it's more, it's the way it mesmerize,
That backside swingin', like a metronome,
I'm telling y'all, it's a thing of beauty, like a poem.
Chorus:
Big buttocks, they drive me wild,
Ain't nothing like it, for this cowboy child,
Gonna hold on tight, and never let go,
Big buttocks, they're my rodeo.
Outro:
So if you're ever feeling, like you're just spinning your wheels,
Find yourself a woman, with a booty that appeals,
Get yourself a hold, and never let go,
Big buttocks, they're your rodeo.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 11:58 am to Roaad
When the computers finally wipe us out, just remember... you helped fire the first shot.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 12:18 pm to Roaad
quote:
Now some folks say, it's all about the size, But for me it's more, it's the way it mesmerize, That backside swingin', like a metronome, I'm telling y'all, it's a thing of beauty, like a poem.
ChatGPT is an arse intelligence for sure
Posted on 3/12/23 at 12:27 pm to Upperdecker
ChatGPT write me a story about a baw from new Iberia who gets a cool haircut
quote:
Once upon a time, in the quaint little town of New Iberia, there lived a baw named Billy. Billy was known for his unruly and unkempt hair that seemed to have a life of its own. It would bounce and sway with the slightest breeze, and no amount of combing or brushing could tame it.
One day, as Billy was walking through town, he spotted a new barber shop that had just opened up. Curious, he decided to take a look inside. The shop was bustling with activity, and the sound of clippers and scissors could be heard from miles away. As Billy approached the chair, he couldn't help but feel a little bit nervous. He had never had a proper haircut before, and the thought of losing his trademark hair was a daunting prospect. But he decided to go for it anyway.
The barber, a tall and burly man with a thick beard, took one look at Billy's hair and immediately knew what to do. He grabbed his clippers and began to work his magic. As the clippers buzzed and hummed, Billy felt the weight of his hair being lifted off his shoulders. When the barber was finished, Billy looked in the mirror and couldn't believe his eyes. His hair was neatly trimmed and styled, and it looked cooler than it ever had before. He felt like a new man, and the people of New Iberia couldn't help but notice. Everyone who saw Billy's new haircut complimented him on how sharp and stylish he looked. His friends would high-five him on the street, and even strangers would stop him to ask where he got it done. Billy felt like a rockstar, and he couldn't wait to show off his new look to the world.
From that day on, Billy made regular trips to the barber shop to keep his hair looking fresh and on-point. He even began experimenting with new styles and colors, and he quickly became the most fashionable baw in all of New Iberia.
So if you ever find yourself in need of a cool haircut, just head on down to the barber shop in New Iberia. Who knows, it might just change your life.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 12:38 pm to Roaad
quote:
Big buttocks, they're my rodeo.
quote:
He even began experimenting with new styles and colors, and he quickly became the most fashionable baw in all of New Iberia.
This post was edited on 3/12/23 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 3/12/23 at 12:54 pm to Roaad
fre33manator is officially out of business
Posted on 3/12/23 at 1:06 pm to Upperdecker
quote:
Once upon a time in the land of the internet, there was a magical place called Tigerdroppings.com. It was a land filled with wonder, excitement, and a deep love for sports. The people who lived there were passionate, enthusiastic, and fiercely loyal to their beloved teams.
Every day, the people of Tigerdroppings.com would gather on their digital shores to talk about their favorite sports moments, share insider knowledge, and connect with fellow fans from all over the world. They were a community unlike any other, who thrived on the rush of adrenaline that comes with a game-winning touchdown or a buzzer-beating three-pointer.
But the culture of Tigerdroppings.com was more than just sports fandom. It was a place where kindness, humor, and intelligence ran rampant. People were supportive of each other, offering words of encouragement during tough times and celebrating victories together. They were quick with a joke or a witty comeback, but always in good fun.
Through it all, the people of Tigerdroppings.com remained steadfast in their dedication to their teams and to each other. They were a tight-knit group of sports fans who had found a home online, where they could share their passion and their love for the game. And so the legend of Tigerdroppings.com grew, spreading throughout the land of the internet like wildfire. People everywhere were enchanted by the magic of this culture, and it became a symbol of what could be achieved when people came together around a common goal.
And so the story continues to this day, with the people of Tigerdroppings.com continuing to celebrate their love for sports and their community. They are a shining example of what it means to be a true fan, and their culture lives on as an inspiration to us all.
This post was edited on 3/12/23 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 3/12/23 at 1:55 pm to soccerfüt
quote:Now it's gonna write a diss track on you, and it's ending in gunfire.
”Life” and “Rise” rhyme like dog and hat.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 2:05 pm to Roaad
A Gangster Rap? Who tf still says that :ritflmao:
Posted on 3/12/23 at 2:08 pm to Upperdecker
quote:
It was a place where kindness, humor, and intelligence ran rampant. People were supportive of each other, offering words of encouragement during tough times and celebrating victories together. They were quick with a joke or a witty comeback, but always in good fun.
Posted on 3/12/23 at 2:45 pm to WeWillFly
quote:
holy shite that's actually somewhat fire
MOM! Get off the internet!
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