re: I am at a lunch and need to tell a Cajun joke...

It was a typical South Louisiana July afternoon. A hundred degrees, and a hundred percent humidity. Hot and wet. Boudreaux comes home from working at the crawfish farm to find Muhree painting the kitchen, wearing two heavy jackets. (In July, yet.) Boudreaux asks Muhree why she was dressed that way on what surely had to be one of the hottest days of the year. Muhree tells him, "Mais Boudreaux, look on de can of paint. It say, 'For best results, put on two coats.' So dat's what I did' !"

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cajunangelle

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not bad at all.

Thibodeaux is sitting on his front porch as Boudreaux is paddling down the bayou. Thib asks, what the hell is stacked in his boat. Bou tells him it's duct tape, he is going duck hunting, want to come. Hell no say Thib. Comes paddling back later with a boat full of ducks.

Next day same thing, this time Bou says nutra sweet, going nutria hunting, want to come? Hell no says Thib. Comes paddling back later with a boat full of nutria.

Next day same thing, this time Bou responds pussy willow. Before he could ask Thib says wait I'm coming with ya.

turkey sammich and water

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dukke v

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Beat me to it.

Happy Lunar New Year, lunch bunch



black coffee with my shirt on

Boudreaux lived across the bayou from Clarence, who Boudreaux did not like. There was no bridge or other easy way to cross the bayou so the two would argue by yelling across the bayou.

Boudreaux would often yell across the bayou to Clarence, "Clarence, if I had a way to cross dat bayou, I would come beat you up!".

The threats continued for many years.

One day the state built a bridge across the Bayou.

Soon after the bridge was built, Boudreaux's wife, Clotile, says "Boudreaux, you've been talking about going across dat bayou to beat up Clarence all dese years. Now that they have dat bridge, what are you waiting for?"

So Boudreaux decided it was time to go see Clarence, so he started walking down to the bridge.

Just as he was getting ready to cross the bridge, he looks up at the sign on the bridge, reads it, and goes back home.

When Boudreaux gets home, Clotile asks "Mais, Boudreaux, did you go beat up Clarence?" Boudreaux said, "Mais no Clotile, dat sign on dat bridge says 'Clearance 13 feet 3 inches'. Mais, Clotile, Clarence don't look dat big from across de bayou!"

Scared some one will ask why you left Louisiana like that poor school board baw in Michigan?

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I'm declaring a nationwide

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I love it when you wear your power cargo shorts