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re: Hypothetical-would you rather your kid be a Juggalo, or a Brony? Or Juggalony

Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:42 pm to


Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27167 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:48 pm to
Brony, not even close.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134641 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41782 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:50 pm to
Juggalo
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:52 pm to
Brony. Juggalos are just disgusting.

Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:54 pm to
Brony. Less chance to get addicted to heroin that way.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:54 pm to
Where does a Brony fall on your Juggalo to Hawkins scale of intelligence?
Posted by Fast_Eddie
Member since Feb 2014
193 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:56 pm to
Brony....then I inject myself with KCl
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
7292 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 4:59 pm to
This question hurts my head. Why must you torture me?

I can't even wrap my mind around one of my kids turning out either way.

I guess...Juggalo, but man...
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38339 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

A juggalo is going to do meth, get arrested, and just be a worthless piece of shite.

The brony at least has some shot of contributing to society.

Brony. By a lot.

This is how I look at it.
Posted by Guava Jelly
Bawston
Member since Jul 2009
11960 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 5:10 pm to
Brony, I'd rather my kid be gay than a criminal.
Posted by MillerMan
West U, Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2010
6514 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 5:12 pm to
Juggalo
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7900 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 5:26 pm to
Brony. I watched that documentary -- those are all kids who are borderline autistic or don't realize yet that they're gay.

I've met juggalos and they were dumb as rocks.

I figure my brony son has a lot better chance of getting a decent job and supporting my arse in my old age. Whereas a juggalo is more likely to end up in jail or rehab.
Posted by weedGOKU666
Member since Jan 2013
3749 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 5:33 pm to
If you're still in the dark on Juggalos, watch this very entertaining, very NSFW documentary that follows one of their annual "Gatherings"

LINK NSFW

On the one hand, some of them seem genuinely nice in their own weird way. On the other, they seem frickin gross as shite lol
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65426 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 5:45 pm to
You should be forced to register as a sex offender just for going to a Brony convention. And I just looked up what a juggalo is. I think I'll just euthanize the little guy.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134641 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

quote: A juggalo is going to do meth, get arrested, and just be a worthless piece of shite. The brony at least has some shot of contributing to society. Brony. By a lot.


Damn. Bronies getting more love than I expected
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:48 pm to
juggalo
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:53 pm to
I thought "Brony" was short for "Jabroni". Apparently I'm wrong...

Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41544 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 9:02 pm to
Brony.

Brony women are much hotter.

A Brony will be able to hold down a solid job.

The average Brony probably lives much longer than the average Jug.

The average Brony probably will never see a jail cell whereas the average Jug probably considers jail a second home with the Double Wide being his first.

Both bring shame on the family!
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