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re: Hypo: If you owned a restaurant what would you do to target the best clientele?

Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45899 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:21 pm to
None of this "Give us your phone number and we'll text you when a table opens" BS like I experienced at Chili's yesterday.
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1250 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:30 pm to
It has to be a one syllable name. That sorta describes what food you serve.
Flame
Wok
Fry
Stir
Dip
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13160 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:32 pm to
I would sell my shite to anybody who came in and could afford it.

If they were assholes I would kick them out. This is my house, respect my staff or leave.

Why am I trying to exclude paying customers? That makes no sense.
Posted by Easy
Los Angeles
Member since Dec 2008
5687 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:35 pm to
There's a bar that just opened near me and they play heavy metal and rock. Nowhere else around me plays heavy metal and I kind of figure that they want a certain type of crowd. Or maybe the owner just likes rock. Who the hell knows? Either way I stopped going so maybe it's working.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61246 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:37 pm to
In this time we live in, if you open a restaurant, you better damn well hope you are just having enough people come through the door and would probably want to tone down some of the desired customers would be.

Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9823 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:44 pm to
If you attract women, especially moms, you will win.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115538 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

Why am I trying to exclude paying customers? That makes no sense.


Atmosphere is a huge part in the bar/resturaunt business. A large part of building an atmosphere is finding out what customers you want to attract. That's what a target market is. When you try to appeal to everyone, you end up appeasing no one.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
27868 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

The turnover on servers would be so low that you'd have lifetime servers




I remember roughly twenty years ago the waitstaff at Galatoire's, (NOLA), went on strike. I think it was something about management letting the lease go on the staff parking lot. The only reason this sticks in my mind is that the newspaper article also mentioned that the most junior member of the staff had been there twenty four years.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133039 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

Why am I trying to exclude paying customers? That makes no sense.


Because if the ideal clientele see the trashy kind of clientele in there, they may either not come again or tell their friends that the place was full of trashy people.

And if the trashy people like it then they'll tell their trashy friends and the problem will only exacerbate itself. You'll end up with a restaurant full of trashy people that will have a bad reputation. your ideal clientele will stay away.

So really it's better to do things that will immediately deter trashy diners. It will pay dividends.
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13160 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 6:57 pm to
I'm not trying to appeal to everyone.

I'd run a clean establishment with menu educated servers. A kitchen who follows established food safety and cleanliness. Nobody would walk in and say, "eww".

What I'm saying is that I want to establish a broad customer base. This reduces the likelihood of a niche restaurant, which is much more likely to fail.

I'd have a place that is inexpensive but not cheap. Want to come get a $10 meal, come on in. Want to be in and out in 30 min? I got you. Want to hang out and drink and eat for 2 hours or more? I got you.

It isn't hard to provide all of that. Limiting your clientele by overcharging is retarded. Which is something I've seen recommended here. You would fail as a restaurateur.

ETA: the "you" here is anyone who thinks overcharging is a good idea.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 7:01 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 7:00 pm to
Location, location, location.

You can have the best business model on the planet but if you aren't in the right location chances are you'll still fail. You can also have a mediocre business plan and flourish in the right location.
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13160 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 7:00 pm to
I frankly disagree with you. Every restaurant can't be Muriel's or Mr B's or Jubans. You need Zippy's and Brewbachers and the like.

It is way too easy to fail as a restaurant even if you do almost everything right.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84337 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 7:00 pm to
It doesn't matter what you think. All that matters is what customers think.
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13160 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 7:06 pm to
Provide me any proof that customers don't eat at restaurants where trashy people go.

Because they do. There are any number of inexpensive restaurants that accept all clientele who are successful.

Bottom line is good food makes for return customers. Location is equally important. Atmosphere would be second after 1a and 1b. Followed by a knowledgable staff. I wouldn't put the number of classy customers on my list until maybe 6 or 7, and it is low value.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133039 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Provide me any proof that customers don't eat at restaurants where trashy people go.


Ask any server.

When trashy clientele is kowtowed to, it encourages more trashy people to go there.

Which, frankly, turns off better customers.

I'm not talking about pinky out, nose in the air snobby people.

I'm just talking about not wanting your meal interrupted by a group of loud arse people who are gonna complain and send orders back after eating half of it and demand this and that, making service harder to get for others.

And then leave a shitty tip.

The ones too cheap to pay for a drink so they ask for a bowl of lemons and a ton of sugar to put in their water.

Ones who make a scene because they are too stupid to know the difference between boiled and grilled shrimp.

If you make it known that those sort of people are welcome in your restaurant, then better people will come.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
62444 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 8:31 pm to
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If you get extra lemons and a bunch of sugar with your water, you get charged for lemonade.


I worked with this guy, and he would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34642 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

In Atlanta, make it look like a restoration hardware inside and do nothing showy or particularly trendy


Yep. Gunshow and The Optimist are pretty good examples. Have you been to Scout yet? Former McGowan's pub in Oakhurst. Good clientele despite the usual kids. But I've noticed them being mostly good there.

Pretty small menu with high quality ingredients and no crazy twists but not boring fare.
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 11:39 pm to
You are looking at a BrewBachers type situation.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:49 am to
Michelin
Posted by toddzilla
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1589 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 7:05 am to
I would fill up the walls with so many antiques and old tin signs it would look like the American Pickers threw up on it. Then I would sell generic Tex Mex and make the wait staff wear tie dyed tshirts with tounge in cheek sayings on them.

That hasn't been done yet, has it?
This post was edited on 3/14/17 at 7:10 am
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