re: How’d you baws meet your old lady

Wife worked part time at a deli near my apartment that I’d stop in from time to time. She also had a full time job selling phones/pagers/two way radios. I gave her a lead and she sold some phones to my boss at the time. She took me out to dinner to thank me for the sale and it will be 31 years in June.

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by dukke v

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checks out

Shitfaced in the quarter. Married 12 years.

I was laying in the grass minding my own business and she sauntered up and started crawling all over me. Sprayed her guts but then had to kill her little boy from a previous relationship. It was a pride thing.

True story. I met my old lady the summer before our 7th grade year. Her family moved in 4 houses down from us. About a month after they moved in, me and my buddies were playing basketball in the driveway. Her and her older sister come walking down the street and as they pass us by, I holler at her to get her attention. She turns around to see who it is, and I tell her that I think she is fine and that I want to stick my hot dog in her buns. Her sister and her laugh, but the seed had been planted. Ended up going to freshmen homecoming as “friends”. Her family moved across town after our Freshman year and I lost contact with her until around a year after high school when we got linked back up through a mutual friend. 2 children and 22 years later, and she still can’t resist the hot dog being put in her buns. Everybody gets a kick out of our story, but we think it’s great!!! Figured y’all might find it interesting.

In high school. Asked her out within 2 mins of meeting her.

She's my dental hygienist

AJs in Destin. Lived 5 minutes from me in BR. Never knew she existed

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How’d you baws meet your old lady

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Mutual friends, more than 25 years ago.

She left two years ago and never looked back.

Some days all you got is a rock in your shoe ... but you still gotta move.

Like a lot of others, at a bar. My company had gotten some really good news that day, government killed a merger attempt from a competitor, and was there celebrating. The rest is history.