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re: How would you personally kill a Grizzly Bear with no gun?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:26 am to Octopus
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:26 am to Octopus
I just received a PM from a witch from Louisiana. Bitch.
I know the Plantaganets to the fricking 3 Georgians's.
Don't test me.
I ask a question, and I receive an answer.
I know the Plantaganets to the fricking 3 Georgians's.
Don't test me.
I ask a question, and I receive an answer.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:27 am to Octopus
I would read LSU Coyote's posts out loud continuously until that big bastard killed himself.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:30 am to Octopus
A chainsaw with a 3 foot blade. Have to keep it running all the time though.
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This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 7:32 am
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:47 am to Octopus
quote:
Samurai Katana
Good luck with such a weakass blade. A bear would break that faster than your bones (which wouldn't take long at all.)
Your best bet is to have a spear and hope it rears up, then impale it. Even then you're going to have to get somewhat lucky.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:47 am to Octopus
quote:
I don't like guns, other than for hunting
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Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:47 am to WhyMan
Leatherface circa 1975 vs large, mature grizzly, who ya got?
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Leatherface1974.jpg)
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Leatherface1974.jpg)
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:47 am to Octopus
How would you personally orbit the earth without the use of any rocket, plane or other mechanical flying assistance?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:53 am to davyjones
quote:I would have to go with the grizzly, but going that route I would take Ash instead of Leatherface.
Leatherface circa 1975 vs large, mature grizzly, who ya got?
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This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 8:00 am
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:55 am to Octopus
Unless you shoot it at a distance with a rifle while he grazes, you ain’t killing one with a gun of being attacked.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:07 am to Octopus
Take off my mask and hope it catches Covid.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:12 am to Frosted Monkey
quote:
If it were not for guns. How would black people kill each other?
Machetes, pointy sticks, sharp rocks. Same as always
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:13 am to WhyMan
Damn. Ok, now we’re getting somewhere. F*ck that bear.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:13 am to Octopus
I would tame a wild bull moose
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Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:14 am to jamiegla1
Then eat it raw, nose to a-hole, just to say I did, and everyone else didn’t.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:17 am to Octopus
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How would you personally kill a Grizzly Bear with no gun?
Laughable. For hand guns, nothing less than a 454 casull. As far as rifles you want 300 win mag on up. If you go against a grizzly with anything less you're part of the food chain.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:22 am to Chrome
You realize that bears have been hunted since time immemorial, right?
Bear Spear
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Bear Spear
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This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 8:33 am
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