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re: How would you personally kill a Grizzly Bear with no gun?

Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:26 am to
Posted by Octopus
Thunderbolt, GA
Member since Mar 2022
174 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:26 am to
I just received a PM from a witch from Louisiana. Bitch.

I know the Plantaganets to the fricking 3 Georgians's.

Don't test me.

I ask a question, and I receive an answer.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3585 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:27 am to
I would read LSU Coyote's posts out loud continuously until that big bastard killed himself.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9668 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:28 am to
Run it over in my truck
Posted by Octopus
Thunderbolt, GA
Member since Mar 2022
174 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:29 am to
No guns.
Posted by WhyMan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2016
1431 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:30 am to
A chainsaw with a 3 foot blade. Have to keep it running all the time though.

This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 7:32 am
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4941 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:47 am to
quote:

Samurai Katana


Good luck with such a weakass blade. A bear would break that faster than your bones (which wouldn't take long at all.)

Your best bet is to have a spear and hope it rears up, then impale it. Even then you're going to have to get somewhat lucky.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19544 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:47 am to
quote:

I don't like guns, other than for hunting




Fig
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30505 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:47 am to
Leatherface circa 1975 vs large, mature grizzly, who ya got?

Posted by ChasseurNC
Member since Feb 2022
625 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:47 am to
How would you personally orbit the earth without the use of any rocket, plane or other mechanical flying assistance?
Posted by WhyMan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2016
1431 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Leatherface circa 1975 vs large, mature grizzly, who ya got?
I would have to go with the grizzly, but going that route I would take Ash instead of Leatherface.
This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 8:00 am
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:54 am to
I wouldn’t.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18455 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 7:55 am to
Unless you shoot it at a distance with a rifle while he grazes, you ain’t killing one with a gun of being attacked.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131573 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:07 am to
Take off my mask and hope it catches Covid.
Posted by Mountain_Dawg
TN
Member since Oct 2021
37 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:11 am to
Poison laced salmon.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124937 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:12 am to
quote:

If it were not for guns. How would black people kill each other?


Machetes, pointy sticks, sharp rocks. Same as always
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30505 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:13 am to
Damn. Ok, now we’re getting somewhere. F*ck that bear.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7028 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:13 am to
I would tame a wild bull moose

Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30505 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:14 am to
Then eat it raw, nose to a-hole, just to say I did, and everyone else didn’t.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10426 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:17 am to
quote:

How would you personally kill a Grizzly Bear with no gun?


Laughable. For hand guns, nothing less than a 454 casull. As far as rifles you want 300 win mag on up. If you go against a grizzly with anything less you're part of the food chain.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124937 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:22 am to
You realize that bears have been hunted since time immemorial, right?

Bear Spear
This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 8:33 am
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